She’s already stretching for the Tyler Perry movie. Now that’s an actress.
What an extremely well dressed toilet.
damn that mouth has been stretched!
Every time I said I had to piss she kept doing that.
Even I am steering clear. Bring in the Tidy-Bowl.
I bet she sucks the balls on her earrings!
“Hey Kim! Could you act out a scene from your movie for us?”
“uh…we meant your NEW movie”
Yes, Kim, we do know how you get here. Tell us something we don’t know.
This picture is aiding my masturbation
The microphone behind her is picking up everything she says with perfect clarity.
Thank God it’s at frequencies the human ear can’t detect.
Not pictured: black dude with a full bladder.
Please, do us all a favor. DIE.
Not pictured: The New York Knicks.
Coughing up a hairball
When will these reporters learn not to eat bananas near her?
Yep, she looks devastated by the impending divorce.
See? Someone used a black microphone and her natural instincts kicked in.
It’s nice to see she hasn’t forgotten what got her here…
Is it wrong that I stared at her tits through her sweater and was disappointed when I noticed the bra? I’m sorry, America.
Well, Tom. It looks like we’re BOTH in the doghouse. Nice sweater though.
Saddam Hussein. Moammar Gadhafi. Justin Beiber. Kim Kardashian. The cast of Jersey Shore. Anyone else I’m missing?
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