John Lithgow on The Marilyn Denis Show in Toronto. (October 24, 2011)
Well we can all stop wondering why Tom Cruise kept shrinking all these years..
the trinity killer hasn’t aged a bit.
“Stay away, duck, or I’ll glue you to a tree…”
“So I looked Kim Kardashian in the face and said ‘Actress ? Getting pissed on is not acting !’ and then I reached into her pocket book and tore up her SAG card.”
I might have been high on coke, but I swear that midget tranny’s dick was this big.
No, no, no… Duck beats paper! DUCK….BEATS…PAPER!!
Another hilarious bulls-eye! +100
My dick is this big and the midget hooker I hired was this tall! It was fantastic!!
‘Gretchen Mol’s nipples always stick out this much…just press on her shirt and you can feel them.’
“I’m crushing your head!”
I loved The Kids in the Hall…
laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.
“And then she said it was this big. I know! I know. I can’t believe it, either.”
GODDAMMIT I SAID SMALLER THAN DINKLIGE!
“…and then the Big Giant Head’s ship snuck in behind us as we swooped into the Earth’s atmosphere…”
This guy is awesome… loved him on Dexter.
There was that much shit on the floor and whooop! I slipped right on it
“…so then the little duck landed right on the old woman’s head…”
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