John Meyer what?
“How do I get away with being a douchebag ?. I tell people I am multi-tasking and they fall for it. I’m too busy to put in any real effort to my roles because I am still going to school for something… don’t remember what..”
How does that work? Does Yale provide him with an on set tutor or what.
Damn this guy always looks baked.
I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!
“Would you like to see me in a dress?”
This looks like one of those stock photographs for The Onion. I’m sure whatever he’s saying probably fits there anyways.
So that Kardashian gets the good stuff and all you’ve got is this tiny white microphone? I’ll take it.
“My friend, I would like to buy this robot penis for my next sculpture”
Khan: You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness and death.
yes, john mayer is my lover. next question please
“Does anyone here have a bigger microphone…preferably black?”
“Dude,that microphone smells like Seacrest’s ass.”
I wanna have sex with this guy
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