superficial

  1. SeƱorita, I would like to put my boot in your puss…

  2. wtf

    Well played Antonio. Well played.

  3. Melanie will need another facelift after seen this picture.

  4. just here for laughs

    This, this is what a real woman looks like…I only hope my wife is taking notes.

  5. Cock Dr

    She’s married to a billionaire; she’s not gonna mess around with his retard looking ass. This is as much of Salma as he can ever get.

  6. Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone

    Esta noche, su Univision: BONERVISION!!!

  7. Bonky

    Chica is 45 and is still muy caliente.

  8. Looks like he’s getting some puss while wearing his boots.

  9. daddy's a mudder

    De hecho!

  10. farting old man's wife

    “I could get the puss if I only remembered to wear my high heeled boots!

  11. farting old man's wife

    “I could get in the puss if I only remembered to wear my high heeled boots!

  12. That Moe Howard haircut cannot be helping his game.

  13. cc

    Does this look like a puta to you?

  14. JosieBelle

    These Madame Tussaud gags are getting old.

  15. Barrack Obama attended Puss in Boots with Salma Hayek?

  16. “Oh yea? Well Salma Hayek wasn’t in Dumb and Dumber either. So I know not of this ‘Mockingbird’ song you speak of.”

  17. Dude looks like a monkey

  18. whiskeyafternoon

    Those flotation devices will not save you.

  19. karmichael

    this dress actually creates an optical illusion, you see, my penis is actually in her vagina, but it doesn’t look like it, does it? Take that Melanie Griffith.

  20. Blech

    Antonioooo, you’re aiming it wrong… Not that anyone’s surprised.

  21. vlad

    Puss and Fruit

  22. “Antonio, why do you keep bouncing up and down back there?”

  23. Deryn

    *This* is why he had those messy hairdos for so long — all I can see now is his ears.

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