Señorita, I would like to put my boot in your puss…
Well played Antonio. Well played.
Melanie will need another facelift after seen this picture.
This, this is what a real woman looks like…I only hope my wife is taking notes.
She’s married to a billionaire; she’s not gonna mess around with his retard looking ass. This is as much of Salma as he can ever get.
Exactly. She’s not letting 5 figure dick (like this guy) near her let alone 7 figure dick.
Ow. Real life sux.
Esta noche, su Univision: BONERVISION!!!
Chica is 45 and is still muy caliente.
Looks like he’s getting some puss while wearing his boots.
that was re: Bonky
“I could get the puss if I only remembered to wear my high heeled boots!
“I could get in the puss if I only remembered to wear my high heeled boots!
That Moe Howard haircut cannot be helping his game.
Does this look like a puta to you?
These Madame Tussaud gags are getting old.
Barrack Obama attended Puss in Boots with Salma Hayek?
“Oh yea? Well Salma Hayek wasn’t in Dumb and Dumber either. So I know not of this ‘Mockingbird’ song you speak of.”
Dude looks like a monkey
Those flotation devices will not save you.
this dress actually creates an optical illusion, you see, my penis is actually in her vagina, but it doesn’t look like it, does it? Take that Melanie Griffith.
Antonioooo, you’re aiming it wrong… Not that anyone’s surprised.
Puss and Fruit
“Antonio, why do you keep bouncing up and down back there?”
*This* is why he had those messy hairdos for so long — all I can see now is his ears.
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Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas at the premiere of Puss In Boots in Westwood, CA. (October 23, 2011)