1. Steelerchick

    Total hotness!! Yes I would.

  2. cc

    Performing his stage hand job, presumably.

  3. Singing that new hot single of his, “Check One Two”

  4. DeucePickle

    Worst singer ever

  5. Yoho

    I thought they only had these kinds of performances in Amsterdam. Shouldn’t there be a mule somewhere?

  6. slippinx12

    Shouldn’t there be a wall with a hole in it in front of him?

  7. He’s looking for the next fat girl to pull out of the crowd.

  8. yeahright

    I am hardworking like you! Do you not see my filthy shoes?

  9. Venom

    Not seen is the giant fat bitch that they cut out of the photo.

  10. The Brown Streak

    I don’t know why but I suddenly want to buy a Ford.

  11. suck it

    Remember him admitting he has a super small dick? I do. That ruined it for me. :(

  12. tlmck

    “Damn! I stepped in the hole again!

  13. And so it was, they shined the douche-signal against the sky, and he came.

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