superficial

  1. Steelerchick

    Over the hill. Her career has got to be finished!!

  2. Deacon Jones

    I’d hit it.

    But only if she kept making that face.

  3. Man, it’s like the only thing that stayed the same was her face…

  4. Her stylist should be executed and then have his head put on a pike as a warning to others.

  5. Lucy928

    I looove Britney (not even being sarcastic… I have been a fan for about 13 years), but she looks awful here! Her body is not as fit as it used to be, and that’s fine, but she should dress accordingly. She’s still a beautiful woman and would look so much better if she dressed her body well.

    • This^.

      AND, WHAT THE FUCK! Seriously, does she really think she looks good in the get up?

      • Jillia

        Couldn’t agree more. This get up is sad, cheesy and cheap as hell looking. Her stylist should be stoned to death. Bedazzled bra top, Bedazzled short shorts and fishnets?? You’re not 17 and 110 lbs anymore! You’re 30 with 2 kids and an extra 40 lbs. If she really wants to make a comeback, she should reinvent herself (or at least start dressing a little more elegant, she’d still look good and sexy) instead of trying to milk the old hot bubble gum Britney for all it’s worth.

  6. Richard McBeef

    It looks like she is starting to bud a couple additional sets of tits under the originals. She could feed a whole litter of piglets.

  7. Cock Dr

    Freaking sloppy mess has the nerve to charge foolish fans huge amounts of money to see her stomp around & lip synch…looking like THIS.
    Oh wait. Brit Brit is just a puppet of cash rakers dad & agent BF. It’ll be fun to watch their puppet burst & splatter them with shame, disgust & scandal. It is coming.

  8. just here for laughs

    How do you say “I need to pee” in French? Anyone? Seriously I gotta go!

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Joke’s on us. It’s a publicity shot for her new song “Roll Out the Barrel”

  10. Bonky

    “Is this tour ever going to end ? My skin is growing into these clothes !”.

  11. The Pope

    “These used to be jeans! But they cut off the legs, now they’re cut-offs! I just got that! Does anyone else know this?!”

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    Shouldn’t she be pulling the shorts up instead of down?

    To be honest, she’s hardly disgusting. She just has no business wearing these types of outfits, yet no one is willing to tell her.

  13. Tuppy

    A soccer mom desperately pretending to be 15 again… Sad.

  14. cc

    Oh look, it’s the fat lady at the ‘Circus’.

  15. farting old man's wife

    Come on Brit you could have a decent comeback if you would just lose that cheeto and mountain dew gut!! Just sayin

  16. Someone needs to have a serious sitdown with her. Her music career may be doing fine, but her body is going all funhouse mirror and she needs to accept that and cover the hell up.

  17. barbosa

    I love you britney!

  18. Raggedy Anne has really let herself go.

  19. bbiowa

    Teen Mom 2025 Reunion Show

  20. “look away, look away, look away Dixie Lap Band!”

  21. McShit

    Dr Zoidberg called. He wants his torso back.

  22. AnnaDraconida

    I love ho

    • AnnaDraconida

      Goddamn it. Anyway, I was gonna say I love how she’s digitally processed in all her videos to look like a different person. And having 2 kids is no excuse. Plenty of women (esp. in the showbiz) whip themselves back into shape after giving birth. Her “hotness”-which I never found impressive-was the only thing she had going for her, with the utter lack of musical talent & all…

  23. Kaywoodie Sucker

    she has nice tits.

  24. the whole enchilada

    Introducing: the Pillsbury Dough Girl.

  25. The Brown Streak

    Sorry for a moment there I thought I was at peopleofwalmart.com

  26. Toopier

    I clicked on “View Full Size”, and I fell in her navel.

  27. French Guard: “Fetchez la vache.”
    Other French Guard: “Quoi?”
    French Guard: “Fetchez la vache!”

    And that’s how we got this picture.

  28. Cute never ages well

  29. I still think she would be an E-Coupon ride in the rack. And I don’t think the extra poundage is so terribly bad if she’d just dress in…oh, maybe a very low-cut evening dress with a slit up the side. There’s the ticket!

  30. This background is missing a rebel flag.

  31. angerinside

    Gravity you are one cruel bitch.

  32. june

    her weight gain is probably from all the psych medication that she’s taking. It makes you gain weight and there is very little you can do about it. She probably works out all day to stay as small as she is. I just feel bad for her

  33. Radadoon

    Daddy, your little girl is all growed up now. Can I get a bigger allowance for some new clothes?

  34. Joe

    Mah FUPAs hanging out.

  35. VtFarmboy

    Somone needs to remind her that she isnt 17 any more. If only she would dress better and she might not be so fugly.

  36. reyna

    God, she looks crappy…

  37. Ish Ka-bibble

    At least she isn’t cursed with self-awareness.

  38. looks like she drank 4 of those beers in that “six pack” she had.

  39. Dballs

    Did someone poke her in the tummy?

  40. CharmlessMan

    I gotta go pee-pee, y’all!

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