(there must be a future husband somewhere around here….)
Now THAT is a “I give-up” statement.
WHAT IS SHE WEARING! This pains me. She is so cute. She reminds me of myself during my junior year of college… My best friends had an intervention. They told me to stop wearing pajama pants around campus and take some pride in myself. It seriously changed my life. If I see Jennifer, I will definitely do this!!!
frump in the trunk.
Wide load coming through.
Cue the Miss Gulch bicycle music.
I would wear her ass like a derby hat and walk everywhere showing it off.
“Is it that they didn’t like my reading or didnt think I was hot enough ? Nah, it had to be something else. Damn, that’s another role I lost.”
MUST. BUY. MORE. CATS!!!!
I swear to God she’s one bad relationship away from owning 30 cats. Oh wait….Jamie Kennedy?
[sigh] yet another one always shown with phone in hand, but never grabbing a call
I guess she went back to college to get a career now that this one has tanked!!
I can’t imagine why I’m still single.
The bloom is coming off the boob rose.
You can only wear ace-bandage dresses so long before laundry day rolls around again…
Off to her frumpet lessons. it’s like a trumpet but sounded better a few years ago.
Bitch has been digging in my pajama drawer, I see. Weirdo.
No, that was me. Sorry about that. I thought I straightened it up enough that you wouldn’t notice someone was there.
And the ghost whispered to her, “Why try harder?”
…are there people who actually like this fugly thing? sure, i can see the attraction back in the day. but now? or even 10 years ago? how does she get work?
Seriously she needs to give up the sweats, they are just tragic now at this point.
What a waste.
And yet, another Chinese Buffet goes out of business…
and in that folder is all the addresses of potiential husbands.
I suddenly feel like a pear
Does that sign seriously threaten to perm our eyelashes?
Anyways, I suspect she’s walking like a cowboy after a waxing, and so she needs billowy tent legs for added comfort.
That folder contains instructions on how to look like an angry hot air balloon.
Volunteering at the morgue with Lindsay?
Body by Hostess
Every time I see her in here she looks like she’s walking the quad between classes. What’s that all about?
Jeezus. My lounge clothes don’t even look that bad. Why the hell is she wearing that. Looks like she stole the outfit from some fat guys goodwill pile.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Los Angeles. (October 22, 2011)