superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    (there must be a future husband somewhere around here….)

  2. wtf

    frumpalicious.

  3. Now THAT is a “I give-up” statement.

  4. Lucy928

    WHAT IS SHE WEARING! This pains me. She is so cute. She reminds me of myself during my junior year of college… My best friends had an intervention. They told me to stop wearing pajama pants around campus and take some pride in myself. It seriously changed my life. If I see Jennifer, I will definitely do this!!!

  5. Richard McBeef

    frump in the trunk.

  6. Cock Dr

    Wide load coming through.

  7. MInky Wail

    Cue the Miss Gulch bicycle music.

  8. bonerspunk

    I would wear her ass like a derby hat and walk everywhere showing it off.

  9. Bonky

    “Is it that they didn’t like my reading or didnt think I was hot enough ? Nah, it had to be something else. Damn, that’s another role I lost.”

  10. Puss InToots

    MUST. BUY. MORE. CATS!!!!

  11. daddy's a mudder

    [sigh] yet another one always shown with phone in hand, but never grabbing a call

  12. farting old man's wife

    I guess she went back to college to get a career now that this one has tanked!!

  13. Hugh Gentry

    I can’t imagine why I’m still single.

  14. cc

    The bloom is coming off the boob rose.

  15. You can only wear ace-bandage dresses so long before laundry day rolls around again…

  16. arnieblackblack

    Off to her frumpet lessons. it’s like a trumpet but sounded better a few years ago.

  17. kimmykimkim

    Bitch has been digging in my pajama drawer, I see. Weirdo.

    • TomFrank

      No, that was me. Sorry about that. I thought I straightened it up enough that you wouldn’t notice someone was there.

  18. And the ghost whispered to her, “Why try harder?”

  19. eatme

    …are there people who actually like this fugly thing? sure, i can see the attraction back in the day. but now? or even 10 years ago? how does she get work?

  20. Venom

    Seriously she needs to give up the sweats, they are just tragic now at this point.
    What a waste.

  21. The Brown Streak

    And yet, another Chinese Buffet goes out of business…

  22. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    and in that folder is all the addresses of potiential husbands.

  23. I suddenly feel like a pear

  24. CranAppleSnapple

    Does that sign seriously threaten to perm our eyelashes?
    Anyways, I suspect she’s walking like a cowboy after a waxing, and so she needs billowy tent legs for added comfort.

  25. Jeffie B

    That folder contains instructions on how to look like an angry hot air balloon.

  26. tlmck

    Volunteering at the morgue with Lindsay?

  27. KC

    Body by Hostess

  28. Every time I see her in here she looks like she’s walking the quad between classes. What’s that all about?

  29. zoya

    Jeezus. My lounge clothes don’t even look that bad. Why the hell is she wearing that. Looks like she stole the outfit from some fat guys goodwill pile.

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