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  1. Deacon Jones

    (laughing) “How bout now?! Are we having fun NOW?”

    “Jesus, get away from me.”

  2. “So I was thinking we could spend thanksgiving at my parents. Wouldn’t that be fun??? I’m laughing just thinking about it…”

  3. MInky Wail

    And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.

  4. Richard McBeef

    that big vein in her forehead is distracting me from her great ass. It’s an easily solvable problem, but a problem nonetheless.

  5. Bonky

    “If she giggles any more I swear I am pushing her out of the car. This chick is on minute 14 of her ’15 minutes with George Clooney’, so help me God.”

  6. MJB

    They both look so much older than what they claim to be. How is she only early ’30s and he’s just 50? Yeah, plus 10.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    George, stop trying to jump out of a moving vehicle. It wouldn’t hurt you to break up with her in a more conventional way.

  8. farting old man's wife

    I know she likes him but he doesn’t seem to like her or being touched! That body language his giving is “get the fuck off of me” vibe!!!

  9. cc

    All I said was ‘Let’s look at that jewellery store’!!!

  10. arnieblackblack

    Thinks-”Did she say ring? I’m sure I heard ring…”

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    If he’s that bored of women maybe it’s time to try females of another species.

  12. Ghost

    Fuck you, Clooney.

  13. This reminds me of the Family Guy skit about the beautiful girl with the awful laugh.

  14. Venom

    How appropriate that they have a photo showing a watch on his hand because her time with him is quickly running out. tic tock tic tock..

  15. The Brown Streak

    Do you think the scriptwriter for “All About Steve” was psychic?

  16. lori

    Just come out of the closet, George, and lead an authentic life. It must be very painful to have to hide behind a new woman every 3 months.

    • You’re probably right. Banging all those beautiful women just so people don’t know he’d rather be banging “The Situation” has got to be a real drag. GET REAL, dimwit!

  17. “George, I can’t believe I made you cum in your pants. But don’t worry, I don’t think anyone will see the spot.”

  18. CranAppleSnapple

    Neither of them have an upper lip. How weird must it be when they kiss?

  19. Kaiser Sozé

    This guy just keeps going up in my books. He leads just the perfect lifestyle. Absolute legend. A role model to all men everywhere!!

  20. It’s nice that Stacy took her dad out on the town.

  21. Deryn

    I know a (deeply insecure) woman who does this pose with her man in every picture, too: The Look How Happy We Are Arm-Grab. “Look, everyone! He lets me touch him! That means he loves me and he’s mine! And I’m laughing because we are more happy with each other than either of has ever been in our liiiiives! Ah ha ha ha ha!” And her man kind of has Clooney’s same look in every picture.

  22. karmichael

    oh no no no mr.! you’re not going ANYwhere!

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