(laughing) “How bout now?! Are we having fun NOW?”
“Jesus, get away from me.”
“So I was thinking we could spend thanksgiving at my parents. Wouldn’t that be fun??? I’m laughing just thinking about it…”
And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.
that big vein in her forehead is distracting me from her great ass. It’s an easily solvable problem, but a problem nonetheless.
You can see her ass in this shot? Holy X-Ray vision, Superman!
“If she giggles any more I swear I am pushing her out of the car. This chick is on minute 14 of her ’15 minutes with George Clooney’, so help me God.”
They both look so much older than what they claim to be. How is she only early ’30s and he’s just 50? Yeah, plus 10.
George, stop trying to jump out of a moving vehicle. It wouldn’t hurt you to break up with her in a more conventional way.
I know she likes him but he doesn’t seem to like her or being touched! That body language his giving is “get the fuck off of me” vibe!!!
All I said was ‘Let’s look at that jewellery store’!!!
Thinks-“Did she say ring? I’m sure I heard ring…”
If he’s that bored of women maybe it’s time to try females of another species.
Fuck you, Clooney.
OOOooooooo…I’m sensing some resentment here…
This reminds me of the Family Guy skit about the beautiful girl with the awful laugh.
How appropriate that they have a photo showing a watch on his hand because her time with him is quickly running out. tic tock tic tock..
Do you think the scriptwriter for “All About Steve” was psychic?
Just come out of the closet, George, and lead an authentic life. It must be very painful to have to hide behind a new woman every 3 months.
You’re probably right. Banging all those beautiful women just so people don’t know he’d rather be banging “The Situation” has got to be a real drag. GET REAL, dimwit!
“George, I can’t believe I made you cum in your pants. But don’t worry, I don’t think anyone will see the spot.”
Neither of them have an upper lip. How weird must it be when they kiss?
This guy just keeps going up in my books. He leads just the perfect lifestyle. Absolute legend. A role model to all men everywhere!!
It’s nice that Stacy took her dad out on the town.
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