Camera guy is justly disappointed that the script did not call for a frontal shot
As am I.
She’s looking pretty MILFtastic lately.
Wait a minute, are you guys SURE I can fly?
Apparently, Michael has let all the large penis comments go to his head (pun very intended).
Seriously? Throwing Natalie Portman off a ledge just so she can use it as a bungee cord?
So, this is a remake of The Canyons?
Come to Butthead.
Maybe Fassbender shouldn’t go around murdering starlets when there are cameras around
I don’t know what pregnancy did to her boobs, but she didn’t waste any time getting implants afterwards.
I agree. I don’t think we can credit motherhood with those. There was obviously some medical intervention involved.
Could just be some sort of magical “Wonder Bra” (or whatever the modern day version is called).
no amount of bra makes natural boobs look like this
Men’s penises swell when they see large breasts. Now we know it also works in reverse.
Based on this photo we can already confirm she’s pregnant again. Somebody should tell her.
Peter Dinklage, cameraman.
No way, man. Noodles McIntosh from UHF would have totally gotten the upskirt here.
The colour white always makes things pop.
Hopefully, this remake of “Mannequin” will do better than the one of “Total Recall!”
It appears that they’re using the “wind-up” Natalie Portman from the Star Wars prequels, and not the real one from The Professional or Black Swan.
“Ok, you stand right here on the balcony. We are going to leave the cameras, go over there, and shout, ‘Hey, Texas, it’s a Hollywood liberal.'”
Dummy, Austin is one of the most liberal places in the country.
it’s actually not really. I live here. At most it’s divided ~55/45 Red
She’s had some augmentation done. Clearly she’s not one to go Heidi Montag style, but if you look at the shape of the boobs as they’re pushed up, they’re clearly curved all wonky.
Watch what happens when you wind her up too tightly guys!
those breasts are NOT natural – even smashed like that the line should be smoother – you can actually see the shape of the implants – nasty
Just when I thought Natalie Portman couldn’t get any more perfect, she goes and gets bigger tits. It’s like she read my mind.
“Just before the next take, Natalie took one more look. But it wasn’t a dream. She really did have boobs now! – Ha! That will silence those pesky comments on The Superficial! about a pretty face on a boys body!”
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