superficial

  1. EricLr

    Well, you know what they say. “When in Rome….get a hummer from Blake Lively.”

  2. Crissy

    He, I’d do. And his wife too.

  3. leesigh3

    K-Stew is at it again! Poor Rob.

  4. Tiger

    Not pictured: Eric Cartman with lipstick on his hand

    • meeps!

      Damn it. I gotta get here faster.
      I was gonna go with Not pictured: Jennifer Garner giving her best performance to date…

  5. Deacon Jones

    **psst**

    “Leo, keep your head down, fucking paps! OHH you bad boy, you! GahHH, stop, stop!”

  6. Tidbit

    Matt Damon road head.

  7. Get out that little magnet pen and move around a few of those iron filings…you missed a spot on your left cheek.

  8. You know the movie Riding in Cars With Boys?
    This is the sequel… Riding In Cars With Boys Getting Blowjobs.

  9. Little Tongue

    Obviously, Jennifer wants to keep her man happy without giving him a fourth child…

  10. RHawk

    Is he being forced to watch Daredevil?

  11. Swearin

    He saw all the early buzz for Argo and got a little “excited”…

  12. I feel like “Blow-job Ben” is not going to be as big as “Sad Keanu”

  13. Ready and waiting for a little Matt Damon. Or a million little Matt Damons.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “Hey! aren’t you the guy that married Jennifer whats-her-name…Lopez?”
    “No”
    “Aniston?
    “No”
    “Love Hewitt?”
    “Sure… Why not.”

  15. Not pictured: Blake Lively auditioning for her next role.

  16. That awkward moment when Ben Affleck accidentally on purpose drove into Blake Lively’s wedding.

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