superficial

  1. Senor Trout

    Does K-Mart pay her to wear their jeans, or are they just the only ones that fit these days?

  2. Crissy

    So unpopular that she needed to wear a shirt that let the people know why she was there…

  3. BigOkie

    A reverse butter-face. Kinda pretty face with a body that needs some… work.

  4. kimmykimkim

    Oh, man. Poor thing. Those thighs.

    • I knew a chick once who started to get all hippy like this. Told her to get on the stairmaster before it was too late. She ignored me. Now you can park your beer on her hips like you’re at the fuckin’ pub.

  5. Happy_Evil_Dude

    She really could be quite pretty if she tried. And she actually looks significantly better than she has for a long time.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Holy motherfucking A

  7. Troll's Nightmare

    Still fat. But I guess she’s stronger for it.

  8. Anderson Pooper

    “Does this ass make my spotlights seem small?”

  9. DeucePickle

    If they made a live-action Family Guy movie, she could play Meg.

  10. Sh!t. I thought it was an alien abduction. Oh well.

    • duh!

      The aliens are sending her back. The ship was over the weight capacity and couldn’t go into hyperdrive with her onboard.

  11. amir

    I think Kelly would try harder in the sack, she looks like fun.

  12. tlmck

    Good thing she can sing. Otherwise it would likely be a career at Denny’s.

  13. I remember a day when you didn’t have to be super-hot to be a popular singer and I can respect musical talent irrespective of the shape of the person it’s coming from, but she just makes the same shrieky shit over and over and over. If you’re going to try and pull that stunt, you’d better be smoking hot – and even then it might not pay off.

  14. Jeez lady have a sandwich. Seriously, “a” sandwich. No more hoagie six-packs.

  15. Dr. Feel OK

    I’d eat every inch of that big, gorgeous ass, paying particular attention to its sweet, puckered center.

  16. Look! Look at how much weight I lost! You can only tell by my left ear, though…

  17. CT

    I would love to see how some of you fucking losers look…quit trying so hard to make a funny.

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