Jean-Claude Van Damme at the unveiling of a statue of himself in celebration of the 40th anniversary of the Westland Mall Shopping Center in Brussels, Belgium. (October 21, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
2nd cyborg to get a statue. We’re doomed.
Is the first one Robocop? Because how awesome is that?! Who wants to go to Detroit with me just to see it?! :D
Schwarzenegger’s, in Austria. I’ll go there, but not Detroit.
I wonder how many hours they wait until after he leaves so they can begin removal of the statue?
he has to be the biggest asshole that ever graced the world of Hollywood. untalented hack who thought he was the hottest actor/hunk/action hero to ever live.
But choose a picture that’s 40 years old to model the statue?
Too bad they couldn’t bronze his career.
He managed to do that all on his own.
Is it any wonder the EU is a complete fucking mess.
The statue is as stiff as his personality.
“What kind of a crap deal?”
They paid for a giant bronze statue to get VanDamme to come and do some karate shit? I got him to do a full karate demo at my kid’s bar mitzvah for a hot pastrami on rye and bus fare. No wonder Europe is broke, they over pay for everything!
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Looking tough surrounded by a bunch of pansies
Van Damme is being out acted by the statue.
There were plans to unveil one for Steven Seagal too, but they couldn’t figure out how to keep it from crushing the concrete base.
Genius…not only do you get awesome beer in Belgium but you get a high quality urinal to piss it on.
The Westland Mall Shopping Center? That has to be more embarrassing than the statue of Flavor Flav next to Kennedy’s Fried Chicken on Flatbush Ave.
When future historians find his statue they will deduct that a great man, nay, a warrior spirit… HAHAHAHAHA, sorry I can’t finish. They’ll probably steal the statue that night and sell it as scrap.
What will Jean-Claude do with all his free time, now that he doesn’t have to go to the mall and pose for 12 hours a day?
It’s Brussels yet it still has a lame-ass mall name like “Westland”? Europe, you disappoint me.
He still doesn’t look like Tanaka to me.
But, did they include that tumor thingy on his forehead?
“Has everyone heard the story of how I banged Kylie Minogue?”
What’s a Belgium?
“Yah, zis ist mien own statute. I made it mienselve out of chewing gum und belly-button lint.”
Way past his time. Used to be really cool.
These days, the statue could kick his ass.
Why is he posing next to a Mitt Romney statue?
I met a strange man, he came from Brussels. Four foot eight and full of muscles.
“Should we tell him that’s actually a conceptual statue or E.R. era George Clooney boxing?”
“It wouldn’t matter…”
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