1. 1NDUN

    2nd cyborg to get a statue. We’re doomed.

  2. Contusion

    I wonder how many hours they wait until after he leaves so they can begin removal of the statue?

    • karlito

      he has to be the biggest asshole that ever graced the world of Hollywood. untalented hack who thought he was the hottest actor/hunk/action hero to ever live.

  3. Crissy

    But choose a picture that’s 40 years old to model the statue?

  4. EricLr

    Too bad they couldn’t bronze his career.

  5. Is it any wonder the EU is a complete fucking mess.

  6. kimmykimkim

    Oh, yaay.

  7. The statue is as stiff as his personality.

  8. Deacon Jones

    “What kind of a crap deal?”

  9. Schmecky Bernstein

    They paid for a giant bronze statue to get VanDamme to come and do some karate shit? I got him to do a full karate demo at my kid’s bar mitzvah for a hot pastrami on rye and bus fare. No wonder Europe is broke, they over pay for everything!

  10. B&WMinstrel

    Jean-Claude Van Damme: Looking tough surrounded by a bunch of pansies

  11. Tidbit

    Van Damme is being out acted by the statue.

  12. There were plans to unveil one for Steven Seagal too, but they couldn’t figure out how to keep it from crushing the concrete base.

  13. Urvag

    Genius…not only do you get awesome beer in Belgium but you get a high quality urinal to piss it on.

  14. dontkillthemessenger

    The Westland Mall Shopping Center? That has to be more embarrassing than the statue of Flavor Flav next to Kennedy’s Fried Chicken on Flatbush Ave.

  15. Troll's Nightmare

    When future historians find his statue they will deduct that a great man, nay, a warrior spirit… HAHAHAHAHA, sorry I can’t finish. They’ll probably steal the statue that night and sell it as scrap.

  16. Jade

    LOL Belgium.

  17. The Pope

    What will Jean-Claude do with all his free time, now that he doesn’t have to go to the mall and pose for 12 hours a day?

  18. It’s Brussels yet it still has a lame-ass mall name like “Westland”? Europe, you disappoint me.

  19. He still doesn’t look like Tanaka to me.

  20. mwaddams

    But, did they include that tumor thingy on his forehead?

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    “Has everyone heard the story of how I banged Kylie Minogue?”

  22. What’s a Belgium?

  23. “Yah, zis ist mien own statute. I made it mienselve out of chewing gum und belly-button lint.”

  24. Way past his time. Used to be really cool.

  25. tlmck

    These days, the statue could kick his ass.

  26. Why is he posing next to a Mitt Romney statue?

  27. Bigalkie

    I met a strange man, he came from Brussels. Four foot eight and full of muscles.

  28. caley

    “Should we tell him that’s actually a conceptual statue or E.R. era George Clooney boxing?”
    “It wouldn’t matter…”

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