Here’s hoping Nick’s pulling the car around.

Enough with the Lady Gaga & Donatella photos. Still Ugly!!

Just think, if Nick had his sisters body he could have been a pro wrestler too.

But then again, he’d probaby have to endure his father rubbing his ass all the time too.

So nice of Nick to wear a dress to his graduation!

I understand Nick attended that school so he could change stations on the car radio without turning his best friends into vegetables.

Is it called a “graduation” if his mom already signed him up for the next session of lessons?

Who knew the big one was the pretty one

She has her Dad’s face and her mothers bulky rack.

I’m not lying, I’d let them double-team me.

Music, huh? That’s fine; he’s failed at everything else.

Try as you might, Brooke. But that diploma isn’t covering your lunchbox thermos penis under there.

Wow, she’s just a chip off the ole’ turd monster, isn’t she?

The man in the back is weeping because he well never have as much testosterone as these two broads.

Two cunts. No brains.

Nice. Nick graduated and John Graziano will never graduate Kindergarten.

Who’s Linda’s new man?

i was gonna ask them if they saw the sex tape but im afraid both of them would crush me.

Beasts

Nick’s secret is he’s always angry

Is this from the new Munsters t.v. show?

she’s the khloe of the family

Nick’s classmates voted him Most Likely to be Beaten to Death by a Relative.

two guys in drag.

perfect example of bad genes.

Someone should have told Hulk and Nick that “dressed up” did NOT mean they needed to wear a dress.

Pardon me, gentlemen. Which way to the gym?

brooke found the one chick she could stand next to and be ‘the hot one’.

SNU SNU!!!

They are like vagina hulks.

Music school, eh? Linda and Brooke should start a band and call it The Vagiants.

Supra job, Nick.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild Linda. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Brooke Hogan will be that man. Better than he was before. Bigger, stronger, faster.

Nick’s teacher was overheard saying, “I need to fail Nick like I need a hole in the head.”

If Brooke would just fill in the Kirk Douglas cleft in her chin, she’d almost be pretty.

He smiled and soldiered through the photo shoot, but deep inside, Joe Pesci made an oath not to ever let Boy George talk him into fucking anything again.

Mongo hold Diploma, make Nick happy.

Wonder who’s dick is bigger?

Oh, why did they shorten his name? Brookenica is so much prettier.

Karl Malden’s nose finally found a new host.