1. 1NDUN

    Ah shit. He’s following through with his eating children threats.

  2. The Royal Penis

    He’s just gonna take a little nibble of that ear….

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Yor tho cute! You look good enough to eat! . . . Theriouthly! I’m gonna cover you in ba ba que thauthe and roath-t you over a thpit and eat you! Why did yor parenth leave you with me?”

  4. This is the best Awkward Family Portrait entry yet!

  5. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Now watch me bite that ear off…

  6. B&WMinstrel

    “I grew this one from an ear!”

  7. Not ANOTHER picture of Jamie Lee Curtis!

  8. It’s not my fault. She came to my hotel room at 2:00 AM.

  9. I'mCool

    Secret of the Wings?
    Was there any doubt that when it Wings, Tyson answers it.

  10. The Most Interesting

    “Dudeth! Who knew the Micthael Jackthon Awardths were being givin’ outh tonighth?”

  11. The Pope

    This is a movie premiere, not Red Lobster Mike. You don’t get to pick out which one you want to eat.

  12. neo

    Pedobear! I missed you on 4Chan!

  13. Swearin

    Bringing new meaning to the term “kids meal”

  14. zomgbie

    omg
    i think heeth dwoowwing.

  15. Scooty3Hooty

    SVU Tactical Decisions Target Practice: Level 99.

  16. “No, we’re not dating. I’m just having her over for dinner.”

  17. Bigalkie

    Will Smiths youngest daughter can’t sing, dance or act.. so they are marrying her off to Mike Tyson.

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