Ah shit. He’s following through with his eating children threats.
He’s just gonna take a little nibble of that ear….
“Yor tho cute! You look good enough to eat! . . . Theriouthly! I’m gonna cover you in ba ba que thauthe and roath-t you over a thpit and eat you! Why did yor parenth leave you with me?”
This is the best Awkward Family Portrait entry yet!
Now watch me bite that ear off…
“I grew this one from an ear!”
Not ANOTHER picture of Jamie Lee Curtis!
It’s not my fault. She came to my hotel room at 2:00 AM.
Secret of the Wings?
Was there any doubt that when it Wings, Tyson answers it.
“Dudeth! Who knew the Micthael Jackthon Awardths were being givin’ outh tonighth?”
This is a movie premiere, not Red Lobster Mike. You don’t get to pick out which one you want to eat.
Pedobear! I missed you on 4Chan!
Bringing new meaning to the term “kids meal”
i think heeth dwoowwing.
SVU Tactical Decisions Target Practice: Level 99.
“No, we’re not dating. I’m just having her over for dinner.”
Will Smiths youngest daughter can’t sing, dance or act.. so they are marrying her off to Mike Tyson.
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Mike Tyson at the premiere of Secret of the Wings in New York City. (October 20, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN