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  1. Crissy

    Fucking turds!

  2. EricLr

    And that’s just their heroin and snack luggage.

  3. Demi Moore & Kelly Osbourne an item?

  4. B&WMinstrel

    Los Angeles Community Theatre presents ‘The Princess And The Pea’

  5. kimmykimkim

    Alright, I’m going to admit it. I like her hair color. *slaps self with back of hand*

    • Cock Dr

      I do too. What’s wrong with us?
      I’ll bet they fight over the mirror and hair care products.

      • kimmykimkim

        There’s nothing wrong with us, Cock Doc. It’s a pretty color that she’s been trying to get right for the longest time now. And finally she got it right. It also probably helps that we’re not distracted by her smoker’s teeth and hideous makeup. I bet their hair products are labeled or color coded.

      • SMOKER’S TEETH…??? Here I had been thinking that I might be willing to play one inning of “Hide the Salami” with her, then you mentioned smoker’s teeth…UGH! And thank you!

  6. Craptard

    I’d say something like he should get a solid punch in the face for wearing black skinny jeans and boots, but then he’s with that ugly skank, so pretty much like a punch to the face all day, every day for him.

  7. The poster children for the advocation of gay marriage.

  8. Tidbit

    Latching onto someone’s career caught on film.

  9. Someone explain to me why I saw Sofia Vergara in the thumb and then – know what, fuck the splainin’. Just skip ahead and shoot me.

  10. It’s not great, but it’s the best photo Brooke Shields has taken in a while.

  11. Deacon Jones

    How can a guy wear pants like this without his nuts falling off? That’s a rhetorical question in this instance since this guy’s surely have.

    I cant even get a decent pair of fucking jeans anymore. I was in The Gap the other day and some fruit in a pink sweater comes up asking me what I was looking for, so I told him “jeans that real guys wear, not those wetsuit, skin tight jeans” and they literally didnt have one style that was loose/baggy, it was ridiculous.

  12. Colin

    If I didn’t know who Kelly Osborn was, I would have assumed she was the tall one with the pretty hair and that her boyfriend was the short dude behind the cart.

  13. Say it Ain't so

    “Hold onto the cart, Mommy can’t have you getting lost in the big airport”

  14. Troll's Nightmare

    She obviously has major daddy issues. Kelly, I mean. Don’t even dare to guess what the other chick’s deal is.

  15. Anderson Pooper

    Now we know where the giant, muscular legs come from.

  16. BillEBuoy

    Nice “boy”friend. Allowing the girlfriend to handle all that luggage. Such a manly-man.

  17. Matthew is Richard The Lionheart’s gentler relative.

  18. Mekko

    She’s doing it wrong. Cows normally pull the load

  19. popwilleatitself

    This looks like a delicate situation.

  20. Pictured, at left: Matthew Mosshart. Not pictured: Matthew Georgeskaufman.

  21. Raaaaaaa

    why is she pushing all his luggage??

  22. If he’s not gay I’ll blow Ozzy. (relax Ozzy, ain’t happenin)

  23. Bionic_Crouton

    “Look at me, I’m helping!…I’m helping!”

  24. He just doesn’t want her to damage his luggage.

  25. Get some proper fucking pants, asshole!

    I like Kelly. A lot. But what kind of woman would be seen out in public with a man wearing nut-hugger jeans? She just lost some points on that one.

  26. Jon Hex

    It’s going to get real confusing when every girl refers to their gay friend as “boyfriend.”

  27. Ana

    Mosshart -> Mosshat -> Asshat

  28. Awww, Kelly’s girlfriend is helping her push the cart, how sweet.

  29. Bigalkie

    Fairies wear boots

  30. caley

    And Rainbow Brite settles gracelessly into middle age…

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