1. 1NDUN

    The shadow is making me grin and get a little sick at the same time.

  2. catapostrophe

    That looks like a remarkable performance.

  3. Contusion

    The number of months remaining on her celebrity.

  4. EricLr

    Well, don’t dress up too much for us.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Um, soooo, she’s got elf ears? The fuck?

  6. I don’t know who she is, but her “performance” must be some heady art because it just looks like a hooker tossing the peace sign to me.

  7. Troll's Nightmare

    What exactly is she performing? Oral sex?

  8. If you squint it looks like she’s got a dog penis.

  9. BenDoverman

    Sexiest duck ever

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    Lana Del Rey introduces her date for the evening.

  11. I guess she’s better than a handful of baby oil.

  12. She always looks so excited to be seen. I cannot honestly remember ever seeing her smile.

  13. Put It In

    Who is this dude?

  14. NattyIce

    What is that? “V” for vagina?

  15. Bigalkie

    Give or take an inch.. How big is Axel?

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