Please burst into flames
Or pass the stool. Something’s gotta give here.
Why so glum,chum? Buck up, many have taken back way worse looking girls after they did way worse things.
He just watched the documentary, “Kristen’s poon, The Director’s Cut.”
Yeah, pretending you’re still in love to collection a $2 million bonus can be tough.
Dude, shower already!
Robert Pattinson after being informed that Twilight might be made into a TV series. “Just when I thought I was out . . .”
“Ok Robert…now show me ‘brooding’. uh, could you ‘brood’ more? ok forget it, show me ‘the whole world knows my girlfriend is a whore’…PERFECT!”
I know the feeling, dude.
He’s just sad that it’s going to be at least another month that he has to keep pretending to be straight.
He just found out that he was going to have to watch one of his awful films to do the narration for a DVD release.
In what gay world is this considered “The sexiest man alive?!?”
Did I just let that cunt back in my life for money?! I am such a slut!
“It’s never going to end, never, never going to end…”
He’s as excited about “Breaking Dawn” as I am.
That awkward moment when a vampire realizes that the woman he’s created to spend the rest of his immortal life with is a cheating skank.
In sunlight most vampires burst into flames. This one just broods.
he broods over his glitter skin :p
emo wolverine is sad :/
“I’ve made a huge mistake” – Gob Bluth, Michael Bluth, Rob Pattinson
Reflections on a Career, v1.0.
“I don’t usually drink beer, but when I do I pass out after one like a pussy.”
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