superficial

  1. Stroke & choke libtard.

  2. He’s channeling Sammy Davis Jr.

  3. BenDoverman

    Rorge Looney at your service!

  4. yoop

    “The Candy Man can, Man!”

  5. Stacy, will you marry me?

    *trollface*

  6. The Most Interesting

    “According to my agent, this is as much lip as I can give to the BLACK MICROPHONE!”

  7. “Hold on George… my turn to suck it.”

  8. The Pope

    Banging Stacy Keibler is worth a little Bell’s Palsy.

  9. Wait! This next song, I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection!

  10. Don’t know that I will
    But until I can find me
    The girl who’ll stay
    And won’t say, ‘Let’s get married,’
    I’ll be what I am
    A solitary man…

  11. Elf

    - And that’s why I played the Batman, and not the Joker

  12. “Ya know, Neil, regardless of what they say in the commercials, Certs really IS a breath mint.”

  13. Put It In

    Is that a rain forest it Neil’s Ear?

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