Stroke & choke libtard.
Choke on my teabag, Dittohead Zombie.
He’s channeling Sammy Davis Jr.
Rorge Looney at your service!
“The Candy Man can, Man!”
Stacy, will you marry me?
“According to my agent, this is as much lip as I can give to the BLACK MICROPHONE!”
“Hold on George… my turn to suck it.”
Banging Stacy Keibler is worth a little Bell’s Palsy.
Wait! This next song, I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection!
I was thinking the same thing.
♫ Don’t know that I will
But until I can find me
The girl who’ll stay
And won’t say, ‘Let’s get married,’
I’ll be what I am
A solitary man… ♫
– And that’s why I played the Batman, and not the Joker
“Ya know, Neil, regardless of what they say in the commercials, Certs really IS a breath mint.”
Is that a rain forest it Neil’s Ear?
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