superficial

  1. Wrinkled old tuna.

  2. Contusion

    No wonder Christopher is just a Guest.

  3. How to age gracefullly. And how not to.

  4. Ahh, what I wouldn’t give to be Jamie Lee Curtis’s penis in this picture.

  5. BenDoverman

    No men may want us but at least we have each other!

  6. Tiger

    Then we stick a giant spinning corkscrew between them and voila! Instant Cenobite!

  7. Ugh…it’s like your mom hugging your grandmother, from behind.

  8. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Yikes! No one wants granny lesbian porn!

  9. Tidbit

    Surprise! I kept the penis!

  10. One of these people is aging gracefully, the other one’s a plastic wreck. Of course I’d do them both, why you askin’?

  11. Animal

    Activia makes a gal frisky!!!

  12. The Most Interesting

    Ah… they were something back before we were born…

  13. Well you know what they say about old age creeping up on you…

  14. The Pope

    1984 just keeps getting further and further away.

  15. RHawk

    That pose is worth its weight in salt peter.

  16. duh!

    Wow, Ellen and Portia aged overnight!

  17. Swearin

    Arnold quickly approved of the direction they’re taking for True Lies 2

  18. Scooty3Hooty

    Interesting technique, Carol….I guess you have to improvise out there. Way to step up the nursing skills/womb raiding this season.

  19. “See, Melanie, this is what it feels like to have real tits poked into your back!”

  20. martian

    special fx makeup artist have been working on melanie griffith arm to make it look like a “beginning phase” zombie arm. gross.

  21. loeber

    JLC could be in the ground for a week and she would still be hotter than Firecrotch.

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