Wrinkled old tuna.
No wonder Christopher is just a Guest.
How to age gracefullly. And how not to.
Ahh, what I wouldn’t give to be Jamie Lee Curtis’s penis in this picture.
No men may want us but at least we have each other!
Then we stick a giant spinning corkscrew between them and voila! Instant Cenobite!
Ugh…it’s like your mom hugging your grandmother, from behind.
Yikes! No one wants granny lesbian porn!
You’d be surprised.
Surprise! I kept the penis!
One of these people is aging gracefully, the other one’s a plastic wreck. Of course I’d do them both, why you askin’?
Activia makes a gal frisky!!!
Ah… they were something back before we were born…
Well you know what they say about old age creeping up on you…
1984 just keeps getting further and further away.
That pose is worth its weight in salt peter.
Wow, Ellen and Portia aged overnight!
Arnold quickly approved of the direction they’re taking for True Lies 2
Interesting technique, Carol….I guess you have to improvise out there. Way to step up the nursing skills/womb raiding this season.
“See, Melanie, this is what it feels like to have real tits poked into your back!”
Those aren’t tits.
Are you trying to say that Jamie Lee Curtis doesn’t have tits?
special fx makeup artist have been working on melanie griffith arm to make it look like a “beginning phase” zombie arm. gross.
JLC could be in the ground for a week and she would still be hotter than Firecrotch.
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Melanie Griffith and Jamie Lee Curtis at the Children's Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos. (October 20, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN