1. 1NDUN

    Give him a Tootsie Pop and he’ll let you take his picture without punching you in the face.

  2. Contusion

    …doing his Adrien Brody impression.

  3. EricLr

    I’ve have two bags of goodies. One is for you to choose from if you’re a hot, young starlet. The other is for if you’re anyone else.

    Looks like you two are getting the “anyone else.” I’m not going to lie. That one’s mostly just Haiti shit.

  4. He must be returning from Venezuela… Chavez likes it when Sean grows his hair out…

  5. Mumra

    He got the lollipop for not punching out any flight attendants while the plane was in the air.

  6. Mumra

    Drunk man stumbling.

  7. B&WMinstrel

    Hammier than a bag of radios

  8. Whatever deal with the devil he and Madonna made, it’s clearly been called due…they’re both withering away like an old gypsy lady cursed “thinner”

  9. “I had a house burn down once, and everything in life burned, except my family, and it was so liberating. I didn`t have a bad moment about it. It sort of reinvigorated my interest in a lot of things. I wonder if there should be some kind of anarchy.”
    -Sean Penn.

  10. “I want every woman in this room, in solidarity with the women of Haiti who have suffered more than any women in the world, to tell the man sitting next to her: ‘I am not going to fuck you tonight unless you pay up!’,”

    -Penn in Cannes 2012 for Haiti fundraiser.

  11. Tidbit

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of the fact that you’re a douche?

    a one…

    One. Just one.

  12. It’s always nice to know that ANYBODY can sleep with Scarlett Johansson.

  13. meeps!

    Dude, where can I get one of those Mickey Rourke masks?

  14. Urvag

    I’ve come for your daughters bitchez!

  15. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m never going to make fun of Richard Grieco again.

    (Okay, that was a lie.)

  16. Why is he carrying around his rape kit?

  17. The Pope

    Isnt it a little early for him to go trick-or-treating in his Danny Trejo costume?

  18. Swearin

    Oh, Spiccoli, you continue to enrich our lives…

  19. How is it possible to look like herpes.

  20. Scooty3Hooty

    I am surprised that this bag is not dripping with the greasy mess of Tijuanan fetuses. I am dying to know , Brawny of Bounty?

  21. Biff

    Damn…thought Bono lost a couple of pounds and grew a goatee.

  22. Yes! I still have a shot with Scarlett Johansson

  23. guttboy

    Who knew, I guess he COULD act his way out of a paper bag…..

  24. spartacus

    What a cunt

  25. Christian Bale could pull off this look, why can’t I?

  26. Bigalkie

    Kojack.. Starring Sean Penn.. Who Loves Ya Baby!

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