superficial

  1. Frank Burns

    “Why do they keep booing when I sing ‘When a Man Loves a Woman’?”

  2. “No, I will not perform dressed as Captain Jack. Please stop asking.”

  3. meeps!

    Michael Bolton reflects on all the bad decisions that brought him to this moment…

  4. The G-A-Y sign behind him – enough said.

  5. Ha! This photo needs no caption.

  6. I don’t know about anyone else, but I am not enamored of a performer who achieves his signature vocal style by clamping his balls, really hard, in a vice just before taking the stage.

  7. Odbarc

    Pre-captioned.

  8. seems about right.

  9. fred

    “I just realized that I made a huge mistake. This isn’t the God And You conference, is it.”

  10. Not the same without the hair. Now it just seems like we’re making fun of an old queen.

    What? What? BALDWIN can say it and it’s cool, but I’M a homophobe! FINE!

  11. “Dude, you look like you’re singing The 23rd Psalm or something…it’s only Captain Jack Sparrow.”

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