Facial and Balanced
That was nice of her to leave a spot open where random passers-by can shoot their load.
Is she wearing a chastity belt? Because I don’t think she fully grasps the concept.
Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: “Dear God, what is that thing?” will echo in your perfect ears.
Good reference, dude.
Holy fuck, what the hell are the chances that I just posted another Princess Bride quote back on the Tom Hanks photo?!
let’s see, approx 2800 superficial posts per year, times number of years we’ve been commenting 2800X6 16,600 total posts, odds of Princess Bride reference in same post at least 1 in 27,556,000,000.
But I’m not done with jenna yet:
It was only a matter of time before the industry took a toll on Jenna, and from the look of things that toll was taken with a two-by-four.
Someone could have made a lot of money betting that one day photos of Jenna Jameson could be used to prevent masturbation.
Now I see the definition of dried up hag.
Jenna Jameson on the set of “The Dina Lohan Story”.
I think her ovary/vagina reconstruction didn’t go the way she wanted.
NOT doing porn has been rough on her.
The double-penetration was keeping her young.
Looks like her colostomy bag is showing through.
Hot. But crazier than a shithouse rat.
And here we see the real-life hazard of doing porn – forgetting to take off your strap-on, after work, before being interviewed by Fox News.
Something is trying to claw it’s way out…
Fox News’ audience and hers overlap. A bunch of old people pining for a simpler time. When we used to watch porn on VHS and never have sex with black men.
When your scabies look like the dining room scene from Alien, it’s time to go see a doctor.
My thoughts exactly. “Alien 4″?
FOX News: All the news that fits
The mouthpiece of the good, Christian, Family Values party having the biggest pornstar of all time on. If that is not irony or hypocrisy, I don’t know what is.
what the fairy fuck is even going on here? ?? a cut out for fat, inexplicable prongs, (never mind all the funny reasons above) this is off, off, off.
That’s quite a contraption for keeping her uterus from falling out.
Is Jenna the original namesake of the network?
God, it’s over honey.
Faucet vajazzling is the new anal bleaching.
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