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  1. George P Burdell

    Dude, have you seen the way Jonah Hill walks?

  2. Shown here biking with Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and one of the Jonas brothers.

  3. Frank Burns

    “I’m tellin’ ya guys, with this hat I’m sure to get the lead in the touring company of ‘Newsies’! Its a dream come true! The waitresses at Denny’s won’t be able to keep their hands off me. Take that, Bar Rafaeli!”

  4. “Who should I bang today?”
    “Everyone.”
    “ohhh, okay.”

  5. And we’ll go Hokey-Pok’in, Hokey-Pok’in.

  6. donkeylicks

    Dad jeans… check, scally cap… check, almost a mullet but not quite there, check. So Leo’s dressing up as my father for Halloween this year.

  7. catapostrophe

    I see they’ve begun filming “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Lately?”.

  8. Leo should loan his buddy his hat.

  9. fred

    “hahahahaha. Your head looks hilarious because you are losing your hair, but still trying to comb it over. That shit just doesn’t happen to people like me.”

  10. martina

    Leo honey, it’s the money they’re interested in, not YOU

  11. derpsiedoo

    How’d that guy who shot up Fort Hood get out?

  12. His handlers are too chickenshit to tell him that the “Airbike” was a scam.

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