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  1. “Silly boy!” They are for looking not touching. Don’t get it fucked-up!”

  2. Bonky

    Hayden always finds it hilarious when normal sized men try to hit on her.

  3. George P Burdell

    They got little baby legs
    That stand so low
    You got to pick em up
    Just to say hello
    They got little cars
    That go beep, beep, beep
    They got little voices
    Goin’ peep, peep, peep
    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds
    They’re gonna get you every time

  4. anonymous

    Looking a bit psycho here. He must have done something to upstage her.

  5. o'chunt

    Has she got new bolt-ons or what?

  6. Sexy little lady. I like em short like that.

  7. 6 inches? hahaha, you’re cute!

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    I won’t be surprised when it’s announced he’s engaged to a 6-5 Russian boxer too.

  9. The Pope

    “What did the five fingers say to the face?”
    SLAP!
    “Yeah…that was funny ten years ago sis.”

  10. I would love to see the balls on whatever dude was brave enough to hit on her. Not only is her boyfriend a giant, but also one of the best fighting giants in the world with a brother just as destructive.

  11. JanDen Pantierre slasher fiction? Get on it, internet.

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