1. Going as a human creampuff.

  2. joe

    Cleaning your toilet is easy with this wonderful neck band I made out of left-over fiberglass mesh.

  3. JC

    If you’re going make a front-braid in the shape of a beaver tail and wear an upside-down tutu, you really should smile. Otherwise, you’ll just look like an asshole.

  4. Cock Dr

    Once you’ve spent a few months in a women’s correctional facility you spend the rest of your life making up for wearing those inmate uniforms.

  5. George P Burdell

    Demonstrating how she spent her time in prison.

  6. JoeBB

    She’s like Hitler, only without the sweet and gentle side.

    • crb

      Exactly this.

      Whenever you see her in one of the Halloween photos, regardless of what she’s dressed-as, she always looks like “The wicked witch of the x.”, or “The Evil A of B.”

      –She could be breastfeeding a newborn fawn while caressing the golden glowing face of Emma Stone with the world’s fluffiest angora rabbit,

      -and still look like pure, goddamned Evil.

  7. {insert “Paris Hilton is looking great!” here}

  8. She went as a dried up flower, did she?

  9. Sadly, her boating school closed, due to the damage that SpongeBob caused during his driving tests.

  10. meeps!

    Didn’t Robin Williams play this guy in The Adventure of Baron Munchausen…?

  11. Joe Blow

    “And your little dog too!”

  12. cc

    Going as the Wicked Witch of Insider Trading

  13. Dox

    Dionaea muscipula Martha stewarta:: Also known as the man eating flower of death. Rarely photographed, it is known to spit a vile like substance which causes paralysis, at which point its feeler vines reel the prey in to be devoured at its leisure.

    Humor, Empathy, and Common Sense are known to repulse it.

  14. Unfortunately, her DIY project to make a dried up old prune into a decorative table center piece failed miserably.

  15. JungleRed

    Each one of those hair sticks is sharpened to a point and dipped in curare. Your move, Paltrow…

  16. Robb7

    This is not a good thing…

  17. Heywood Jablomie

    I thought Liberace was dead.

  18. Gee-ZUS!! What the hell has Courtney Stodden done to herself this time?

  19. She went as a blooming idiot.

  20. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    Emperor Palpatine looks FABULOUS in pink!

  21. Scary Godmother.

  22. fred

    Shit. I was going to go as Princess Cuntface. Now I have to get a new costume.

  23. Swearin

    “If only I could drop a house on Gwyneth Paltrow…”

  24. martina

    Memorial services will be held at St John Cathedral – Ms Stewart requested that people make a donation to Crate & Barrel in lieu of flowers.

  25. Throb the Wonder Mule

    “Count Time, stand for count !”
    Remember that Martha?
    Fuckin’ felon.

  26. Jenn

    Martha, the crazy bitch of the north. No clicking of the heels will make this a good thing.

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