superficial

  1. joe

    Fly Another Day

  2. Chances are he’ll still be able to bang your mom.

  3. All the while having a jelly belly.

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    Pierce Brosnan on the set of ‘How to Make Love Like an Englishman After Gaining 50 Pounds and not Shaving’

  5. Looks like the buffet wasn’t enough.

  6. The Pope

    England’s version of Alec Baldwin is just like ours. Only more gay.

  7. Dox

    “One! Singular sensation, every little step she takes……”

  8. Blob…James Blob.

  9. donkeylicks

    So they’re doing another Total Recall remake, I’ll bet with today’s cgi the parasitic twin will look awesome!

  10. Is running away like a little girl part of How to Make Love Like an Englishman?

  11. Who’s going to pay to watch a 3 minute long movie?

  12. cc

    What’s important here is who is the girl in the pink shorts?

  13. GoldenPie
    Tomorrow Never Pies
    The World is Not a Creampuff
    Pie Another Day

  14. Vlad

    Pog ma hole! How the hell am I’m supposed to know how an Englishman makes love? I’m Irish!

  15. Girdle blowouts are a killer.

  16. journalschism

    Tire. Spare Tire.

  17. Bonky

    “I have confidence in sunshine,
    I have confidence in rain,
    I have confidence that spring will come again….”

  18. “I’m all but certain this is they way Sean Connery explained it to me, but by gawd, I better lift off here pretty fucking soon. I’m almost to the bottom.”

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