I thought it was The Fonz! Heeeeeey.
“Oh shit, is that guy carrying an air conditioner ?”
And as a side job, he sells clothes that “fell off the truck.”
Finally, doing a job he’s actually qualified for!
“Quick. Give me something demeaning I can force Megan Fox to wear!”
“Let’s see: red or yellow, red or yellow…. Fuck it. Megan, today it’s your choice in what color towel you use to dry my car!”
“Dammit man, where are the Nike Air Force Max CB 2 HP’s?!”
He’s doing this in slow motion, you just can’t tell.
“Screw with my childhood one more time Bay, and this is your new job” The Studio Executive was heard saying as he walked away.
“Mr. Bay, Three Chinese guys are here to kick your ass.”
Hoping he has his Nike Air Maxs on, you know, in case of foot chomping zombies.
Now THAT’s the way to smuggle under-aged girls onto a movie set.
First he sets the movie in the far east, then he comes up with a brilliant way to get the girls to his trailer. The man’s a pro.
“Mr. Bay, they’re not going to let us blow up their store, no matter how much money we offer them.”
“Okay, take these clothes, rig them with C4, and then sneak them in through the loading dock.”
In every picture like this there’s an arab in the background looking for the best place to hit the switch….
Except in this case he’s on the director’s payroll.
“I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna wash my own car. Someone tell Megan Fox that she’s on…”
“Zombie Richard Wright is about to attack – I better blow up this clothes rack!”
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