Russell Brand in Brighton, UK. (October 18, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
If you can create enough suction, a member of my staff will be by shortly to escort you backstage.
Heh. Staff. Member.
“Show me Russell, show me which hand you used to beat off that fat, drunk, sweaty, sixty year old guy with the ugly dog dick until it blew a load of cobwebs in your face ?”
I hope that douchebag John Mayer is giving his ex many many orgasms on a daily basis.
Ma’am, I’ll happily exchange this for 30 minutes with your friend’s wheelchair.
This is the position he was really in, in that bathroom.
“No, let me show you: first you update the app and then you refresh the- listen, do we absolutely have to do this right now?”
“Jackin it Jackin it Jackin it in San Diego !”
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