“So nice of you to attend, Mr. Cruise!”
But it’s so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of “you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy’s? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!”
“This is where my “Bosom Buddy” co-star Peter Scolari’s career took a dump after the series finished.”
“How nice to meet you, Miss Reid; may I lend you a hand?”
I’m surprised Tom just grabbed Manti Teo’s girlfriend’s ass in public like that.
Apparently he was trying to lend Mr. Banks a hand…..
Clint Eastwood has an invisible chair, Tom Hanks has an invisible ass to slap. Is this a Republican thing?
“And pleased to meet you, Mrs. Wilson!”
“A Mr Tom. Hanks, Majesty. The ac. tor.”
“Relax, people. I’ve carate-chopped the killer christmas tree. Everything is under control.”
“Well, what the dickens are you doing down there my third Oscar chances?”
Auditioning actors to play Wilson in a Castaway remake:
Hello, Mr. Dinklage, I’m Tom Hanks…no, no…wait…Yo, Dinklage, Tom Hanks here…ahem…ahem…Hiya, Pete, call me Tom…
Tom Hanks is Jewish?!
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Tom Hanks at the premiere of 'Saving Mr. Banks' during the 57th BFI London Film Festival. (October 20, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN