superficial

  1. Somebody went a little crazy with their Bedazzler.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  3. Cock Dr

    Dude looks like a…..hmm, well, he looks off his rocker.
    Batshit if you will.

  4. omfg

    Why is his head so huge? Is it bobblehead night at the Cheetah?

  5. Sell millions of records and they never call you a genius, but suck just one cock…

  6. “This was the size of my bunghole the first time I had gay sex.”

  7. Even his bedazzled necklace wants to slap him.

  8. it had to be said

    Janice Dickinson needs a new stylist.

  9. Panty Bear

    Carly Simon always seems so happy- or is it just the big mouth?

  10. farting old man's wife

    The guy on the steps looks like OH SHIT he got away again!!

  11. Uncle Phil

    Normal kids: “My grandpa took me fishing and taught me cool shit about life.”

    Liv Tyler’s kids: “My grandpa taught me how to shoot heroin and introduced me to Yennifa Lopez.”

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Come on Mr Tyler, Bingo and a nice cup of tea. How’s that sound?”

  13. cc

    The guy figured that scarf didn’t go with the jeans, so he took it away. That’s what handlers are for.

  14. Jade

    BEDAZZLING!!!

  15. Lindsay Lohan

    Like the Ohio State Buckeyes stickers on their helmets, rock stars get a token to show off how many chicks they have banged.

  16. “How’s my jaundice? It’s A-OK! Yowza!”

  17. Buddy the Elf

    Last years runner up in the Kentucky Derby?
    Someone give it an apple!

  18. Lolli-Pop

    Crazy Handler in the back looks defeated and disgusted.

  19. Looks like he’s been walking in a Bedazzle minefield.

  20. I don’t think I can talk that way or walk that way. Not without straining something.

  21. malcon

    Is he wearing one tennis shoe and one boot? I think he needs to put a light bulb in his closet.

  22. bethy

    HaWHAAAAT?! o-KAAAAAAAY!!!

  23. Blech

    Nice costume, lady.

  24. …or how Liv’s dad ended up looking like Alanis’ mom.

  25. Looks like Paz del la Huerta’s drunk again.

  26. yeahright

    Don’t tase me, bro

  27. sasha

    still hot.

  28. Manowl

    Thinnest, tallest Oompah Loompah evah!

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