Somebody went a little crazy with their Bedazzler.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Dude looks like a…..hmm, well, he looks off his rocker.
Batshit if you will.
Why is his head so huge? Is it bobblehead night at the Cheetah?
Sell millions of records and they never call you a genius, but suck just one cock…
“This was the size of my bunghole the first time I had gay sex.”
Even his bedazzled necklace wants to slap him.
Janice Dickinson needs a new stylist.
that’s the best she’s looked in years.
Carly Simon always seems so happy- or is it just the big mouth?
The guy on the steps looks like OH SHIT he got away again!!
Normal kids: “My grandpa took me fishing and taught me cool shit about life.”
Liv Tyler’s kids: “My grandpa taught me how to shoot heroin and introduced me to Yennifa Lopez.”
“Come on Mr Tyler, Bingo and a nice cup of tea. How’s that sound?”
The guy figured that scarf didn’t go with the jeans, so he took it away. That’s what handlers are for.
Like the Ohio State Buckeyes stickers on their helmets, rock stars get a token to show off how many chicks they have banged.
“How’s my jaundice? It’s A-OK! Yowza!”
He claimed to be cured of the Hep… Who you gonna believe? Your lying eyes or ST?
Last years runner up in the Kentucky Derby?
Someone give it an apple!
Crazy Handler in the back looks defeated and disgusted.
Looks like he’s been walking in a Bedazzle minefield.
I don’t think I can talk that way or walk that way. Not without straining something.
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