superficial

  1. Keno

    Why do I see the cover of the necronomicon in his pants…

  2. jorge

    jon hamm he ain’t

  3. tlmck

    Judging by his hand position, that is some insanely wishful thinking.

  4. Johnny P!

    Buff like Tarzan.
    Hung like Jane.

  5. Cock Dr

    “Hitting the wall” doesn’t just happen to women.

  6. Colin

    He looks like Sabretooth’s retarded brother.

  7. Crissy

    “I’m popeye the sailor man…”

  8. 1NDUN

    Cousin Eddie?

  9. Animal

    Maybe it just looks small because he’s standing next to the ocean.

  10. mamamiasweetpeaches

    That near beard makes him look like a ventriliquist dummy

  11. EricLr

    And now I’m off to engage in fisticuffs at a 19th century boxing match!

  12. This is exactly why, even after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, no one returned his calls.

  13. InkyBlack

    My! That water must be cold.

  14. It’s yellow, but it’s no banana hammock.

  15. SWEET! I’m WAY closer to being a sex symbol than I thought!

  16. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Wow, Hugh Jackman has really let himself go.

  17. ridesbuttons

    And now I know what the offspring of Jack Black and Hugh Jackman would look like.

  18. cc

    Lousy casting for Goon 2.

  19. Jentilly

    Ugg ugg ugg I yam what I yam!

  20. Dave

    Evidently, when he’s wet he turns into a svelte version of Jack Black.

  21. justin

    Oh, you mean… Shrinkage

  22. I loved this guy in Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s video for “Relax”.

  23. hoboray

    Lemmy circa 1974.

  24. X-Men Origins: Failerine.

  25. Sandoucheky

    From the thumbnail I really thought this was Peter Jackson

  26. KC

    People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive award: revoked

  27. Ahhhh Jesus, don’t point that thing at me

  28. Ida

    I thought this was Liev Schreiber.

  29. Hugh Jazz

    Your move, Gravity.

  30. Allison Wunderlan

    If we’re lucky, the tide will wash him away.

  31. I understand he’s going for an old-timey look, but the handlebar mustache on his chest seems unnecessary.

  32. Sir William

    “Merry Christmas. Shitter was full”

  33. His face says it all. “I’m gonna butter your bread.”

  34. Abbs

    Apparently, no one is bright enough on this board to know that this look–including the beefier physique–is all for the movie “Dom Hemingway” that he’s filming. Nice try, ‘tards. He’s hot like this. I’d hit it all day long and twice as much on Sundays.

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