Teesa Beeg Head
Not even if I drank every last bottle.
She can be very sexy, but here she looks like Toot from Drawn Together…
HAA! She does!
Hey there, Johnny P! :D
Hey my friend Snapple!
I’m sure you resemble Princess Clara or Foxxy Love from said show…
I fucking love that show!
It was so disturbing… I couldn’t stop watching it. I remember sitting through like five reruns of the show a couple of years ago…
Nothing says “Fuck me in black and white” like a wall full of Cointreau.
Brilliant! Nobody says “Ambassador of Libations” like a chick you’d have to be sloshed to have sex with. Although Crown Royal at least comes with a bag…
She is fucking gorgeous!!!!!
I would fuck her until she was black and blue. She is one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. A classic beauty.
Yeap, a classic male beauty.
I got some DVDs and a Penthouse photoshoot that say you’re wrong.
Never understood the appeal. How’s that chin any different from the Willis chicks?
Yeah, yeah, hot bod, blah blah, case in point – Willis chicks.
And those cold dead eyes, WTF?
Stunning as always.
How do I get to the PEZ?
How does this pretentious skank keep getting photographed??
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Dita Von Teese at the Cointreau Ambassador of Libations Cannes 2013 Finals in New York City. (October 14, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN