1. jorge

    two black men sword fighting

  2. Apparently he’s re-counting the story he heard about Kim K in a gang bang…

  3. Hoping for a bucket of water overhead.

  4. He is completely bankrupt for movie ideas, so this is what he does now to entertain us.

  5. Johnny P!

    Demonstrating how the airlines make him pay for TWO seats for his obese ass.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Can this fat fuck go anywhere without wearing a fucking hockey jersey?

  7. Colin

    The plot of the next Jay and Silent Bob movie.

  8. “So Travolta was like this, and I was like this…”

  9. Nice…now let’s see you touch your toes.

  10. donkeylicks

    Looks like we got ourselves a bro-down!

  11. And THAT’S how Jay and I met.

  12. See! If Southwest Airlines had only used two microphones, with 70 feet of cord on each one, as seatbelts, there would have never been an issue!

  13. Douche

    Your move Hamm.

  14. That’s what I thought I was going to see when I saw “Zack and Miri Make A Porno”

  15. Jamriqua

    and if I hold two microphones like this….still a fat unfunny douchebag.

  16. zomgbie

    they made him pay for 2 mics.

  17. Well, he’s silent right? He doesn’t need either mic.

  18. Spazzz

    Never understood the Kevin Smith hate. He’s passionate, never forgotten where he came from and is living HIS dream. He’s fat and likes cock jokes, like most of the visitors to this site.

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