two black men sword fighting
Apparently he’s re-counting the story he heard about Kim K in a gang bang…
Hoping for a bucket of water overhead.
He is completely bankrupt for movie ideas, so this is what he does now to entertain us.
Considering his work to date, his bank account was light to begin with.
Maybe if he just says ‘fuck’ or some variation thereof a few more times something will come to him.
Demonstrating how the airlines make him pay for TWO seats for his obese ass.
Can this fat fuck go anywhere without wearing a fucking hockey jersey?
His muumuu was probably at the cleaners.
The plot of the next Jay and Silent Bob movie.
“So Travolta was like this, and I was like this…”
Nice…now let’s see you touch your toes.
Looks like we got ourselves a bro-down!
And THAT’S how Jay and I met.
See! If Southwest Airlines had only used two microphones, with 70 feet of cord on each one, as seatbelts, there would have never been an issue!
Your move Hamm.
That’s what I thought I was going to see when I saw “Zack and Miri Make A Porno”
and if I hold two microphones like this….still a fat unfunny douchebag.
they made him pay for 2 mics.
Well, he’s silent right? He doesn’t need either mic.
Never understood the Kevin Smith hate. He’s passionate, never forgotten where he came from and is living HIS dream. He’s fat and likes cock jokes, like most of the visitors to this site.
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Kevin Smith at Comic Con in New York City. (October 12, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN