1. catapostrophe

    Lapel-pin camera. Nice try.

  2. Charlie Kirby

    “Ohhhh, yes… *quite* gay. But thank you so terribly much for your interest.”

  3. EricLr

    Oh no, don’t get me STARTED on that Queen Elizabeth!

  4. Johnny P!

    The PSA advert in the UK for “Always Wear Sunscreen, Kids!”

  5. Contusion

    Bond…Gold Bond.

  6. 1NDUN

    “Fuck you. You would make the same face if you saw Steve-O from the angle I did.”

  7. Netta

    He just saw Jon Hamm’s dick pics.

  8. Uncle Rodney

    Brooke Shields can’t catch a decent photo angle these days.

  9. Whatever – still a cool f’er.

  10. I wonder if you told him 30 years ago that his James Bond would age into Adam West’s Batman, he’d have stopped shaking martinis and just hit the bottle.

  11. Mr. Moore, PLEASE! I’ve told you several times to stop coming in here and signing the books. Once again, we only want the people who wrote the books to sign them!

  12. cc

    This guy is a drinking legend. I remember reading about a reporter interviewing him one evening over drinks. Moore drank an entire 26er of scotch. The reporter woke up the next morning on the verge of death and Moore was outside doing his morning exercise routine. He’s the Keith Richards of booze.

  13. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    “Did Christina Aguilera just say ‘porkchooops’”?

  14. hoo-ha

    that’s what happens when you stare straight into the Ark

  15. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The Name? Spots. Liver Spots.

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