1. Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

    “Wanna see a magic trick? I’m going to make my career disappear”

  2. Is she keeping loose change under that left boob?

  3. Deacon Jones

    She looks like one of those insane clowns from my childhood that I always seemed to run into at the haunted hayride.

  4. Senor Trout

    The tat spells out the number for the Domestic Abuse Hotline, written backwards so she can see it in the mirror in the bathroom while she’s cleaning the dried blood off her mouth. Again.

  5. Tom Cruise Meat Curtains

    Jim Carey in Dumb & Dumber was more sexy.

  6. Biff

    Nice creepy evil demon teeth you sick, disgusting whore who seems to enjoy abuse. Go fuck off now.

  7. Nice job colouring outside the lines. Why be constrained by common sense.

  8. Joaquin ingles

    “I vant to vipe vagina.”

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