1. kimmykimkim

    No. And your nails look fucking stupid.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      i kinda like the halloween nails.

      reminds me, i need my yearly allotment of 4 candy corn pieces.

      • kimmykimkim


        And all candy corn is like a million years old. Fact.

      • Well, there’s not an atom on the earth that wasn’t forged in the sun millions of years ago.

        By the way, kimmy, this should prove to everyone that you really are a chick. Not even a gay guy would have noticed her nails.

  2. EricLr

    Sorry, Miss Perry–we specifically said in our invitation “Autistics Only.” We can’t just let in any old retard.

  3. tlmck

    So where are the stars?

  4. Johnny P!

    Nice tits, Katy!
    Have you learned to sing yet?

  5. Doctor_Joystick

    Glad to see a sign posted directing African Americans where to look.

  6. I like Elvira better as a red-head

  7. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Aaaw, I didn’t know Katy Perry had autism. Nice of all those stars to support her.

    • kimmykimkim

      No way. Autistic people are way cooler than Katy Perry. And they frequently have some awesome hidden talent. Katy does not.

      • Katy’s “talents” are quite visible on her chest. The fact that she refuses to show nipples is the major reasons she bores the fuck out of me.

      • Isn’t there something about autistic people staring into snow globes and coming up with elaborate, layered, multi-character stories that go on for years? Because I see some globes that people have been fantasizing and staring into for years. Just without snow—well, not since Russell Brand left, anyway.

  8. Right before she signed on, the event was called “Night of a Bunch of Stars.”

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    Morticia doesn’t have to speak french anymore to get Gomez excited.

  10. cc

    If only breasts could sing.

  11. MT

    Where are her tits?! Sometimes they’re big and sometimes they’re small. Now I know for sure she stuffs her bra!

  12. Rosie the Riveting

    Damn! Elvira has really tried to class it up this year huh?

  13. Katy Perry at Comedy Central’s “Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs.” Based on this pic, they at least got the “America Comes Together” part right.

  14. Jeff

    Uh, excuse me sir, but the way you’re staring is very offensive. My tits are clearly down here.

  15. Needs more bikini. Look at Rihana and learn, gurl.

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