The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.15.12
Katy Perry at Comedy Central's 'Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs' in New York City. (October 14, 2012)
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No. And your nails look fucking stupid.
i kinda like the halloween nails.
reminds me, i need my yearly allotment of 4 candy corn pieces.
Meh…
And all candy corn is like a million years old. Fact.
Well, there’s not an atom on the earth that wasn’t forged in the sun millions of years ago.
By the way, kimmy, this should prove to everyone that you really are a chick. Not even a gay guy would have noticed her nails.
Sorry, Miss Perry–we specifically said in our invitation “Autistics Only.” We can’t just let in any old retard.
So where are the stars?
Nice tits, Katy!
Have you learned to sing yet?
Now just imagine if those knockers could sing!
They’d probably do a lovely duet.
But if they were off-key, it’s be fun to autotune them…
Glad to see a sign posted directing African Americans where to look.
I like Elvira better as a red-head
Totes Elvira.
Is that job open, because I have a Halloween costume from Spencer’s Gifts that needs airing out. Plus it hasn’t paid for itself yet.
Ha! Spencer’s… that’s where I got my “I Beat Anorexia” shirt.
Pics please, Cran. If you prefer anonymity, you can always take the photo from the neck down.
heheh I’ll look into it. :D I actually think I do have some.
Aaaw, I didn’t know Katy Perry had autism. Nice of all those stars to support her.
No way. Autistic people are way cooler than Katy Perry. And they frequently have some awesome hidden talent. Katy does not.
Katy’s “talents” are quite visible on her chest. The fact that she refuses to show nipples is the major reasons she bores the fuck out of me.
Isn’t there something about autistic people staring into snow globes and coming up with elaborate, layered, multi-character stories that go on for years? Because I see some globes that people have been fantasizing and staring into for years. Just without snow—well, not since Russell Brand left, anyway.
Right before she signed on, the event was called “Night of a Bunch of Stars.”
Morticia doesn’t have to speak french anymore to get Gomez excited.
If only breasts could sing.
Where are her tits?! Sometimes they’re big and sometimes they’re small. Now I know for sure she stuffs her bra!
How the fuck did you get that to rhyme Dr.Seuss?
I remember saying that her tits aren’t that big. She obviously has dozens of push up bras, she seems to be a C-cup at best.
Damn! Elvira has really tried to class it up this year huh?
Katy Perry at Comedy Central’s “Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs.” Based on this pic, they at least got the “America Comes Together” part right.
Uh, excuse me sir, but the way you’re staring is very offensive. My tits are clearly down here.
Needs more bikini. Look at Rihana and learn, gurl.