Kim Kardashian in Miami. (October 13, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Didn’t know they made leather diapers…or diapers for cows.
A Hefty-bag filled with meat… would be more attractive.
“Somebody order a hog??”
Wow, talk about fat chicks and scooters coming together…
It’s distrurbing when it stretches the cured hides of relatives across those lumbering haunches.
Upholstery off a 67 Cadillac..
7 of them.
“OK, next ‘MOO’ I hear, I’m turning you into a pair of leather pants.”
“Well, or a back pocket for one of my pairs of pants.”
That’s no MOOOOOOOOOON
I think this is what broke Apple Maps.
“I’m sorry Miss Kardashian. We do not sell one with an extra heavy duty suspension.”
“Look, I knew I was going to a motorscooter store so I wore leather pants…like a biker!”
Even the cow didn’t have that much ass wrapped in leather!
If you ever want to see a moped cry just have her sit on it.
What happens when 32 airbags go off inside a leather couch.
Just think, if Buffalo Bill had got her, he could have made his suit in one go and had enough left over to reupholster his couch.
She probably has a skunky monkey
Is that Kevin James in your back pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Surely she doesn’t think she’s going to be able to sit on one of those NORMAL scooters, does she?
Like a duvet in a garbage bag
They had better strip search her on the way out. I bed she shoplifted a scooter between those massive butt cheeks.
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