Kim Kardashian in Miami. (October 13, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Didn’t know they made leather diapers…or diapers for cows.
A Hefty-bag filled with meat… would be more attractive.
“Somebody order a hog??”
Wow, talk about fat chicks and scooters coming together…
It’s distrurbing when it stretches the cured hides of relatives across those lumbering haunches.
Upholstery off a 67 Cadillac..
7 of them.
“OK, next ‘MOO’ I hear, I’m turning you into a pair of leather pants.”
“Well, or a back pocket for one of my pairs of pants.”
That’s no MOOOOOOOOOON
I think this is what broke Apple Maps.
“I’m sorry Miss Kardashian. We do not sell one with an extra heavy duty suspension.”
“Look, I knew I was going to a motorscooter store so I wore leather pants…like a biker!”
Even the cow didn’t have that much ass wrapped in leather!
If you ever want to see a moped cry just have her sit on it.
What happens when 32 airbags go off inside a leather couch.
Just think, if Buffalo Bill had got her, he could have made his suit in one go and had enough left over to reupholster his couch.
She probably has a skunky monkey
Is that Kevin James in your back pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Surely she doesn’t think she’s going to be able to sit on one of those NORMAL scooters, does she?
Like a duvet in a garbage bag
They had better strip search her on the way out. I bed she shoplifted a scooter between those massive butt cheeks.
That ass on a scooter? No. Seriously, no.
So, it’s cannibalism if she eats beef, but what do you call it if she wears leather?
Silence of the Lambs?
Fucking fat as fucking fuck fuck.
I see faces screaming for help on that leather…
isn’t that Danny DeVito as the “Penguin”?
Where’s Ahab when you need him?
isn’t it, like, in the 80’s in Miami right now? i don’t even want to imagine the smell that must waft out of there when she peels those pants off.
Haaaaaaa!!! Hhaaaaaaa!!! Haaaaaaa! HaaaaaaaHaaaaaa. Like she’s really going to be able to peel those pants off!!!!!!!!!
Kanye’s gonna be pissed when he finds out she stretched out his leather pants again.
What’s black and white and yellow all over?
Her ass its getting out of control. Since she started dating that douche Kanye she has being gaining lots of weight.
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.