Ah the old European face rub.
And they got Dr. Drew to judge Men’s Shaving. Hooray.
The classic “my balls itch” joke.
“No Arnold, in Madrid we don’t do “smell my finger”, now here taste my thumb”
He’s rubbing on a new cologne called “Eau de Conzuela”. It stays with you the rest of your life.
This was shot at the beginning of competition #1: Gay Chicken.
Hey awesome, it’s the guy from the bar in High Plains Drifter…I loved that movie.
I am not sure what is going on here, but Mickey Rooney thinks it’s hilarious.
OOOOO! Flesh like!
“The first ones had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.”
The guy in the blue tie is rushing to get the swarthy looking gentleman on the right out of the room before Arnold spots him and mistakes him for his maid.
Damn, Arnold’s plastic surgeon sure doesn’t let a crowd scare him off sizing up his client’s next face lift.
“The real Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn’t possibly look this bad. Let’s get that mask off a see who you really are.”
” Zumone told me zat I was going to Maidrid”
Pre-requisite to get into the event: lack of a good head of hair.
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