The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.15.12
Chloe Sevigny at the premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum in Los Angeles. (October 13, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.15.12
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Stupidest looking dress ever. Yep. Stupidest.
This supposed fashion “icon” *cough,cough* has worn even uglier shit than this.
yeah, like when she wore Vincent Gallo’s balls on her chin.
HA!
Nothing wrong here from the neck down.
Called a prawn in Australia. And agreed
I just hope his penis is tucked in tight.
Now that’s a body that would benefit from a paper bag!
if your boyfriend suggests that sucking his dick in his movie about him sucking his own dick is a good career move, your boyfriend is really just trying to get you suck his dick in his movie about him sucking his own dick and all people will remember you for is for sucking dick.
The real story is Chloe spread the rumor that she and Gallo were dating at the time, to make the on camera dick sucking seem a little less sleazy…a rumor Gallo shot down when he got tired of hearing it.
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni6397981/
So basically, all she will be known for is sucking dick…and lying about why she did it.
I wish I could persuade her to do more lying. I mean, tell me you’d say no to her giving you head?
Props for your deep research on this vexing question
hating on her is kind of my hobby
Considering its her? This isnt that bad. It looks like she sewed two totally different dresses together…but….its not bad.
Crikey! In this photo, she’s a nose job away from being kinda cute.
Nice dress!
Maybe she should start showing some more skin, instead of dressing like a retard.
The problem here is that, by definition, the face is involved in blowjobs. Bummer, because the left shoulder looks soft and inviting.
“Horror” story? Sorry I heard that wrong, and thought it was a bio-pic.
I was going to post something horrible.
But I can’t bring myself to mock one so afflicted.
her body is awesome! those legs!
She looks better than Brooke.
Personally, I’d stick my penis all the way up her vagina until she felt it tickling the back of her throat. But that’s just me…ymmv.
I have a feeling that you’re severely overestimating yourself.
No, he might actually pull it off – I just measured the picture and she’s five inches tall tops.
You know what would be a real horror story? Having to blow Vincent Gallo.
She looks amazing. The shoulder thing is weird, but whatever. Like I always say, she’s fucking awesome. Some people like to act like the Brown Bunny was the only movie she ever did, but fuck it, she had the balls to put herself out there like that.
She did what every woman (and some men) do and there’s no shame in it. And fuck all the haters she’s been very successful in spite of all of that. She’s earned my respect.
Not only that, but she’s an accomplished cocksucker and has nice tits to boot!
Always a plus in my book.
She borrowed them.
The balls. :)
Christ, finally. Every five or six years, she seems to remember she’s actually got a hot bod under all the crazy rags she’s usually wearing.
Now that’s the skank we all know and mildly tolerate.
Sometimes I get the feeling she likes the Plain-Jane look. But she can actually look very attractive if she just takes a few minutes to fix herself up…
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/16/chloe-sevigny-sexy-340_213.jpg[/img]
Yep, this is how I remember her from those nights in Algarve.