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Looks like fucking barney, what a dirty old whore
Somewhere, Barney is curled up in the fetal position and keeps mumbling “She kept having to lubricate it…”
Apparently Liza got herself off the greenies and is more into Hostess snacks to get through the day.
I love you…You love me…We’re a whorebag family.
Kim in 5 years.
Do you really think it will take that long?
Kim’ll be sooo much plumper, but it won’t take her very long to age.
The mannequin in the background has more of a soul than this succubus.
Barney.
That was my first thought also.
Didn’t she used to hawk milkshakes at McDonalds?
Judging by those hips, she’s been drinking milkshakes at McDonalds.
That’s what happens to your body shape when you’ve had Kim’s butt grow inside of you.
No, but she sure as hell makes me grimace.
Barney the Daughter pimping Dinosaur.
Her nose looks like a plastic toy from a Happy Meal.
Mooooo. MOOOOOO. Muumuu?
10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
That was a bandage dress but she blew the banding right out.
Now all that is left is age.
I can’t see stripes doing more damage than that much purple.
& up came my chicken soup! disfatgrosswhoregusting!
Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet!
Looks like a purple sack of potatoes.
Ha…. I didn’t think anyone could look worse than Kim, man was I wrong!
In other news, this afternoon Las Vegas announced there was a level 1 shortage of purple fabric.
The purple body condom is a good halloween costume, but isn’t it a little early?
Oh God! Another one is growing in the background!
A fat ugly version of Janet Wood with down syndrome.
I think she just 1 (maybe 2) up’ed Christina Aguilera.
i agree, but she’s also 30 years older than x-tina.
OJ would hit that thinking it was a big ole can of Purple Drank. Wait, didn’t he all ready hit that?;)
There’s the real Kris Jenner in the background, and up front we have the wax figure.
Jesus, her nose! It’s on par with Kim’s!
Wait…is she Grimace’s mom too?
This reminds me… whatever happened to Mayor McCheese?
The Motherwhore.
Does Bruce Jenner actually bang this ?
Can Bruce Jenner actually still get it up?
That chick who used to hang out with General Zod really hit the wall.
Is this a Madame Tussauds unveiling? It’s so very hard to tell which one is real and which one is the wax figure. They do an awesome job.
Look, everyone. It’s the Wicked Witch of the West San Fernando Valley!
Abhorrent khunt
i’d bet money her spawn kimmy made her a) gain weight AND b) wear that God awful dress so she wouldn’t be the fattest and/or worst dressed in the family.
Did it suddenly get very whorish in here?
The thumbnail made me think it was a Liza pic and I was hoping for Arrested Development greatness. Curse you, bitch for disappointing me.
I swear I see rings orbiting around her.
Christ, she looks like a fucking eggplant.