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Boner death.
Don’t go gentle into that good night, boner.
Someone accidentally posted the Agassi face swap.
Brooke, the fuck is your problem thinking you can leave the house without makeup? You can’t. You look terrible. People are going to take your picture. Put some fucking effort in, lazyass.
It’s not a day at the grocery store. It’s opening night of something-or-other. Don’t put on a nice dress if you aren’t going to finish getting ready. I hold myself to this standard but SHE is a celebrity. At least some mascara, for cryin’ out loud, woman!
Long hair is just not attractive on that dude.
Wearing it off the face is doing her no favor. Maybe some layers or long bangs would help, as well as eyebrow grooming.
Just.. .barely… holding in… the… insanity…
Aaaaand done. Did you guys get the pic ok?
Check out the leather! The dress ain’t bad either.
To be fair they did crop out the 400lb deadlift attempt.
Faceswap gone wrong
Definitely not going gently.
Not good, not good.
Ok, for 30 years now we’ve been pretending Brook Shields is an attractive woman…and she could slide by when she was young jailbait, but this is 2012 and the free ride stops now.
She is a strikingly unattractive woman, deserving of a “Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse” universal agreement insult, and I think it falls to us to decide what that’s going to be.
Hey, we’re among the Internet’s premiere assholes – surely we can rise to the occasion.
In an unrelated note, Brooke bears a striking resemblance to a clean-shaven John Malkovich.
Everytime I see her picture, in my head I hear that creepy laugh from ‘Lerch’ from the Addamm’s Family. I think it’s her square head and manly face that does that to me.
I just worry about her poor children. I mean, are they going to end up looking like her?
Poor Brooke, all that stretched, sweaty leather…and I don’t care for her dress either.
For an average 40-something mother of 2, this is a decent shot. But I think she forgot that she is fucking Brooke Shields when she left the house to attend this public event. Slapping on some lip gloss just doesn’t cut it. Sorry Brooke. You can do better.
Maria Shriver seems to be doing OK.
She looks like one of those really bad photoshop jobs of a “before” photo for those crappy anti-wrinkle creams in my Nana’s Lillian Vernon catalog.
just so you know, your nana and me aren’t using those creams for her wrinkles, iykwim.
Jesus, I thought that was Sebastian Bach at first.
Not a good showing. You can do better than that.
thats the most subdued ive ever seen steven tyler dress.
I hate to admit it but Tom Cruise might have been right about antidepressants. He said they cause you to age in dog years, right?
she looks like she’s getting over the same nasty ass cold that I had. All that hacking burst spider veins on my face and eyeballs and there’s phlegm everywhere, and I got a buncha new grey hairs and I still can’t get a decent nights sleep, goddammit.
Hey! That the same face I’m making!
I can’t say anything bad about Booke, even in jest. Strikes me as a good and down to earth person which, considering her history and the multitudinous amount of sleezeballs she must’ve come across, is no mean feat to have managed/maintained. Sure karma/fate/whatever cut her a lot of breaks, but anyone who survives the Hollyweird machine intact…
When did Bruce Willis grow hair?