if that slit was any higher i’d see the other slit

” now wait was I suppose to lift my skirt before or after I got out of the car so they could get the upskirt shot, oh phooey!”

One of the most beautiful and sexy women of today.

Getting the front of your dress caught in your thong is almost as embarrassing as leaving the ladies’ room with toilet paper stuck to the heel of your shoe.

“I’s fwew up”. *sniff*

[Sits down with bag of popcorn for the big reveal]

Oh, I’m the only one who thought Snookie had lost some weight?

Nicole is sad because she was unable to put her dress on properly.

awesomely awesome!

Long black shiny hair.

It would probably depress the shit out of me to find out how much she is worth.

Well, at least she’s not deluding herself as to why she’s famous.

Just a little higher….

“You’re fired!” — X Factor

Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me.

Another day, another audition.