Matthew McConaughey's wife Camila Alves at the premiere of 'Free Birds' in Los Angeles. (October 13, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I didn’t know Matthew McConaughey married a Kardashian.
Bite thy tongue, thou vile turdfeasor – this chick is all kinds of hot and then some. Google her.
Relax. I’m sure she could use one of Kim’s dresses as a tent. The angle of the picture is slightly unfortunate and I couldn’t resist the cheap joke. Anyway, Matthew McConaughey probably wouldn’t be seen with anyone within 50 pounds of a Kardashian.
If by “slightly unfortunate” you mean “makes want to weep tears of joy and thank the Baby Jesus”, then we have an understanding.
Mean. Just mean.
She is beautiful. More of her, please.
All right, all right, all right.
Simply gorgeous, and she has three children.
Leave them, they will just complicate things.
Hmmm. **reconsiders life to date***. Starvation diet. Clothes off. Bongos on order.
I would have sex with this woman.
The Hemingway approach to commenting – well played.
A package like this, and you’re worried about cankles? Which BTW, she doesn’t even have. You might be looking at the wrong parts.
You could bounce a Jeep Cherokee off that ass!
-and get back fifty cents!
McConaughey you lucky bastard!
I’d eat my breakfast off that ass every day.
Oh, Matt does. Matt does.
After staring at pictures of this woman for the last 6 hours I’ve become quite fond of her.
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