Ironically, his penis ended up his first platinum song in a decade.
Should have been “ended up with”. but I think it holds up as a commentary on the current state of popular music as it is.
LL re-enactment on Ben Stiller’s zipper scene from “There’s Something About Mary” went over well with the Fresno crowd.
All the crabs in the house say Yeeeeeeaahhh!!
Testes, testes..one, two..three?
Nice B&B reference. Thank you for that.
“And now to bring out my special guest, Justin Beiber!”
Yeah, well, let’s see it sing while he’s drinking a glass of water!
This whole black microphone thing is starting to get too literal.
Is he rapping or fapping!?
Say hello to my little friend!… Wait, I know it’s around here somewhere…
How the fuck did Kris Jenner get her phone number in here?
If this is him “performing,” it’s a step up from when he used to rap.
steroids , steroids…. who has the tiniest balls in the land?
His dick , lil LL, sings chorus on all his albums. He studied at Julliard. Unfortunately, big LL did not. He’s a GED recipient from the school of hard knocks.
“Hey! No adjusting your fly! That’s MY bit!” —Tone Loc
“‘Cuse me while I whip this out…”
Only the O.G., original gangsta gangstas representing it in primetime on CBS, motherfuckers. If Pac was still alive you fuckin’ know he’d be keeping it real on The Good Wife.
“Help! My arms are too big to unzip my pants!”
No, big fella, the phrase is “Swinging Dicks”
Dammit! Cain’t see shee*t. Weah mah microscope at?
So that’s what he meant by “Rock the Bells”..?
Apparently LL Cool J and his prick have learned to sing in two-part harmony.
“And now, to switch things up… some dick jokes”.
LL might be in Fresno, but he left his Peen in San Francisco.
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LL Cool J performing during The Big Fresno Fair in Fresno, CA. (October 12, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN