1. I think he’s running an long-winded, elaborate Black Depp Manifesto.

    • Josephus

      It’s “one night only” because he has to get the outfit back into Depp’s closet before he notices.

  2. “Let us pray the pimp’s prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so she might learn a ho’s place. Amen”

  3. EricLR

    I don’t care if it was only one night, bitch still better have my money!

  4. He really does think he is some sort of pimp, doesn’t he?

  5. Jenn

    He always looks like he’s about to pitch a bitch fit. First he’d have to take off his scarf, jacket, ring,and hat, but after the De-Depp-ing, an epic hissy conniption would commence.

  6. “I’m here to slap bitches and spend money…and I’m all outta money!”

  7. Swearin

    He clearly should’ve been the first black Dr. Who

  8. “Hey, which one o’ you bitches wanna go to the prom wit’ me?”

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