1. Hugh G. Rection

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  2. Slappy Magoo

    “Teddy! Why were you letting Brandi Glanville give you a useless boner instead of concentrating on the game? Who taught you that?”

    “You did! I learned it from watching you!”

  3. X marks the spot for the money shot.

  4. “Honey, I will be right back, I have to go to the Porta Potty and see if Gerard is there”

  5. Cuz a halter top & skinny jeans is just right for your kids soccer game.

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