“Listen kid, when your mommy says, ‘Because Mommy says so, that’s why,’ remember that thing right there.”
Security guard: “Yes little girl, the cow does go MOOOOOO”
We’re done. Everybody go home now, please.
“No, honey, that’s not Khloe. Khloe’s like six feet tall, and much skinnier.
LOL…there was a report on Yahoo! that said she lost 40lbs and only had 10 more to go.
10lbs her ass….she’s looks 40lbs overweight now.
So she lost it and someone found it and gave it back with interest.
She didn’t lose it. She misplaced it, and then she found it again.
Hahaha, haha, hahahaha, hahahaha, haha, hah, hahahaahaha
“Don’t be scared little girl. If that monster breaks loose, my pistol here is full of tranquilizer darts. I promise I’ll put her down before she can hurt anybody.”
fuck tranq darts. .JHP.
Sweetie, you really shouldn’t look directly at the whore with no eye protection.
‘…now, kid, take my gun and aim for the head. You’re a minor – you’ll walk. We won’t have this chance again.’
let’s blow the sperm whale up with dynamite! kABOOM!
Holy cow. And I meant the cow part.
“Mister officer, what the hell is that dress made of?”
“Kevlar and titanium little girl and a little bit of adamantium”
“Now honey, I’m gonna have to ask you to stand back. The tensile strength of the Spanx she’s wearing is only so much. If it pops, you could lose an eye.”
DASH store? More like WADDLE store.
Finally, a scared straight programme with a chance of success…
Wow her tits are pendulous. Victoria’s Secret is not to let your boobs hang south. They sell Miracle Bras all day every day.
The kid- scarred for life
The cop- sick to his stomach
The paps- didn’t have to get that damn close to get a pic of that double wide ass
Those panties would make a great parachute…
Nope. This one’s too easy.
she looks like she has a turtle in her rear
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