“Listen kid, when your mommy says, ‘Because Mommy says so, that’s why,’ remember that thing right there.”
Security guard: “Yes little girl, the cow does go MOOOOOO”
We’re done. Everybody go home now, please.
“No, honey, that’s not Khloe. Khloe’s like six feet tall, and much skinnier.
LOL…there was a report on Yahoo! that said she lost 40lbs and only had 10 more to go.
10lbs her ass….she’s looks 40lbs overweight now.
So she lost it and someone found it and gave it back with interest.
She didn’t lose it. She misplaced it, and then she found it again.
Hahaha, haha, hahahaha, hahahaha, haha, hah, hahahaahaha
“Don’t be scared little girl. If that monster breaks loose, my pistol here is full of tranquilizer darts. I promise I’ll put her down before she can hurt anybody.”
fuck tranq darts. .JHP.
Sweetie, you really shouldn’t look directly at the whore with no eye protection.
‘…now, kid, take my gun and aim for the head. You’re a minor – you’ll walk. We won’t have this chance again.’
let’s blow the sperm whale up with dynamite! kABOOM!
Holy cow. And I meant the cow part.
“Mister officer, what the hell is that dress made of?”
“Kevlar and titanium little girl and a little bit of adamantium”
“Now honey, I’m gonna have to ask you to stand back. The tensile strength of the Spanx she’s wearing is only so much. If it pops, you could lose an eye.”
DASH store? More like WADDLE store.
Finally, a scared straight programme with a chance of success…
Wow her tits are pendulous. Victoria’s Secret is not to let your boobs hang south. They sell Miracle Bras all day every day.
The kid- scarred for life
The cop- sick to his stomach
The paps- didn’t have to get that damn close to get a pic of that double wide ass
Those panties would make a great parachute…
Nope. This one’s too easy.
she looks like she has a turtle in her rear
that fucking dress has panels! flexible steel, miracle panels. & she still looks awful.
Imagine what this looked like before photoshop.
That is one impressive display of the magical powers of engineered spandex, my friends. Just imagine what she looks looks like when she pries herself out of it. I’ll go rinse my eyes out with bleach now.
She’s wearing garters to keep her thighs up.
Steel girders couldn’t keep that shit up.
If you don’t behave yourself kid, I’ll shove you up there and you’d better hope Lemmiwinks and the Sparrow King show you the way out.
“Stay away from black guys, kid. Or that ass is your future.”
“Look kid, if she charges I’m gonna go through most of the clip trying to put her down, but I’m gonna leave two bullets for you and me. If she knocks the gun away from me you pick it up and put a bullet in my head and then a bullet in your own. Better to end it fast than to listen while she snaps off your legs just to suck the marrow out of your bones.
But luckily there’s a black guy around to direct her and keep her focus off the crowd so we should be fine.”
“Officer, can I have a balloon too?”
“That’s no balloon little girl. That’s her ass!”
Can’t stand her, and horrible underwear but i’d still give her one. As long as she doesn’t speak she’s dead sexy.
“Please don’t feed the animals”
“That’s no moon…!”
At least we know it wasn’t a fake pregnancy.
Back-fat rolls, thunder thighs and a 3-day diaper for an ass. 10 pounds wouldn’t take the hair off her back…. shudder to think what touching that would do, even to a 10 foot pole….
Owww she’s a BRICK ! dun dun dun CHEESE!
No big deal. I’m hot for her sisters. All four of them. At the same time! She can clean up after we’re done.
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Kim Kardashian at the DASH store in Los Angeles. (October 11, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN